October 19th, 2006
|04:01 pm - what's wrong with this item listing?|
Besides the fact that Amazon's selling ice cream toppings now, I mean.
Down at the grocery store, counting out my pennies for some bread, oh yeah
Down and out, you know I'm poor, I'm sick of having margarine to spread - on bread
Listen, Mr. Manager, I'd like to rent my food instead
You rent to me, I'll bring it backFood to rent
You rent it out to someone else
You'll make more money
Than you ever did before!
Food to borrow
I'll return it back tomorrow!
I thought you might have been objecting to 'gourmet', but then I saw what inspired the song.
I am disturbed, yet intrigued at the prospect of buying it used for less...
That's what I thought it was. The "Same Day Shipping" option covers the cost of overnight UPS and the milk of magnesia.
|Date:||October 19th, 2006 10:54 pm (UTC)|| |
I believe you have the same buying option with tampons.
|Date:||October 19th, 2006 10:56 pm (UTC)|| |
...aw, it looks like they finally fixed that.
OH, THAT'S NOT RIGHT
|Date:||October 19th, 2006 11:00 pm (UTC)|| |
Oh man, you MUST read the testimonials on this product...
it's what I get for searching "maxi" instead of "maxi pads" to see if they are available used... goodness.
|Date:||October 20th, 2006 07:57 am (UTC)|| |
Aww, man. The last guy actually took it seriously. I feel kinda bad.
You hear about Whalom yet?
|Date:||October 20th, 2006 02:19 am (UTC)|| |
|Date:||October 20th, 2006 07:59 am (UTC)|| |
The potential connotations there just gave me the willies. Something about the term "slightly used".
Harrumph! Sir, as a reseller of grocery products, I take umbrage and offense! I sell not "used" products. I merely resell them, indeed unused. How I may have acquired these products is not properly any of your concern, but I assure you, sir, that the products I sell are untouched! Unsullied! Not used in any way. HarRUMPH!
Now then, sir. Should you wish to save 15 cents on your purchase of Smucker's Caramel or any of the other delightful grocery products (entirely unused!) available through my fine distributorship, you need only click and I shall be happy to provide.
(Not really. Also please read as much "offendedly vociferous merchant" into the above as you can possibly stand, especially with rising pitch and volume at appropriate moments. If you don't it's not all that funny.)