September 22nd, 2006
|10:07 am - this one's for you, Herr Groggenheimer.|
I think I won:
The Hoochie Mama is the flyest boat in Nantucket Hahbah.
For years now Senor Grog has been collecting the ephemeral bits of trivia that are found under the caps of Nantucket Nectars juice. It's always some silly Nantucket thing ("Keith Johnson played shortstop on the Nantucket Nectars softball team", etc.)
I think this cap takes the Hoochie cake.
Oh, that's just begging to be a haiku
The Hoochie Mama
Is the flyest boat, sailing
There once was a boat from Nantucket,
But the owner - he wanted to junk it.
So we stole the boat (oh drama!)
Renamed it Fly Hoochie Mama
And anyone who says this poem stinks can suck it.
That's what I read too.
I pictured an ancient Grumman Mallard
running shuttle service from Buzzard's Bay.
|Date:||September 22nd, 2006 10:12 pm (UTC)|| |
Apropos of nothing...
...have you seen this