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August 28th, 2006


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10:42 am - observation
This weekend I dreamt that Lindsay Lohan had dropped a large mirror of coke down a flight of stairs, and rather than clean it up the normal way, she simply got down and snorted it all up, step by step, until she reached the bottom.

I believe the metaphor in this is so naked and obvious it could be arrested for public indecency.

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From:modpixie
Date:August 28th, 2006 02:46 pm (UTC)

that, my friend, was no dream

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did you fall asleep watching E! true hollywood story again?
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From:derspatchel
Date:August 28th, 2006 02:59 pm (UTC)

Re: that, my friend, was no dream

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...and when I woke up, my baking soda was gone!!
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From:tylerpistol
Date:August 28th, 2006 03:01 pm (UTC)
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The other night I had a dream I was hanging out with one of the Olson Twins, circa 1989. We were at some sort of festival on a pier. I realized that the Olson Twins would have had life so much easier if they stayed as two yoear old Michelle Tanner forever.
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From:derspatchel
Date:August 28th, 2006 03:49 pm (UTC)
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Now that'd just be silly!
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From:jodied
Date:August 28th, 2006 04:11 pm (UTC)
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So much cooler than my dreams of time-traveling animals.
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From:ooshiny
Date:August 28th, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
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From:derspatchel
Date:August 28th, 2006 05:10 pm (UTC)
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OH, THAT'S NOT RIGHT
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From:ooshiny
Date:August 28th, 2006 05:13 pm (UTC)
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Sorry. Got lost in browsing some YCDTOTV photo gallery last week and the sentiment just struck. I've just been waiting for the right time to unload it.
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From:puddnhead
Date:August 28th, 2006 06:06 pm (UTC)
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No sense in wasting good plutonium niborg.
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From:samethreechords
Date:August 29th, 2006 05:06 am (UTC)
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Is the metaphor "Lindsay Lohan sure does love cocaine"?

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