August 10th, 2006
|01:10 pm - gotta look on the bright side|
Just think of all the free shampoo, mouthwash, and hand lotion you could be picking up at the airport today!
and a tip o' the lynch lid to mr. t. scully, south boston, mass for this fine contribution
|Date:||August 10th, 2006 05:13 pm (UTC)|| |
I still haven't heard the news. All I know is that Oakland is in a hightened state of alert right now. I'm sure I'll hear the gossip over the water cooler.
|Date:||August 10th, 2006 05:23 pm (UTC)|| |
THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON FOR I WILL NOT FLY WITHOUT MY TOOTHPASE IN MY CARRY-ON!
|Date:||August 10th, 2006 05:49 pm (UTC)|| |
ATA just sent me an alert this morning. Is it any wonder that I prefer driving?
THE TERRAHRS HATE US FOR OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!
|Date:||August 10th, 2006 07:23 pm (UTC)|| |
Let's play the "What will the annoyancists make us do next?" game!
See, terrorists make really bad things happen and cause, well, terror. Annoyancists just plan really bad things and cause annoyance as everyone scrambles to avoid their harebrained plot, whether it's explosive shoes or contaminating our drinking water with radiation. So: what's next? Will they:
(a) Board a plane wearing explosive underwear, thus making us take off our knickers to fly?
(b) Have some geriatric terrorists wear explosive dentures, thus making people take their teeth out?
It's a fun game to play when you need to pass the time--like, say, on a long plane trip where you're not allowed a book.
I can go to the drug store and pick up some lotion. What I want to get from the airport is some Delicious Liquid Explosive.
Or an alternative comment involving urine.
I sure as hell hope they're planning on donating some of that stuff to homeless shelters or something. At least the unopened stuff, you know, travel size toothpastes and so on. Because wow, what a fucking waste of stuff that people could actually use.
|Date:||August 11th, 2006 12:01 am (UTC)|| |
We are getting very close, I think it is time to start manufacturing and selling "The Flying Suit". Since you will not be allowed to wear street clothes on an airplane because it can cause terrorism. So, we will either all have to fly naked, which I am not looking forward to for my own personal body image issues, we need a suit of spandex that you will have to wear to be able to get on an airplane. You also have to request the magazine/book you want to be on the plane, a Barnes and Noble will "stock" the planes (for a fee) with reading material.
The flying suit, we are on our way, another 5 years of Republicans in charge and we will long for the days or hiding under our desks in Nuclear drills.