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September 26th, 2003


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11:16 pm - CANDY CORN PROTIP
When buying candy corn, be sure to buy the stuff that claims to be made "with real honey!" It's the honey that makes all the difference.

This 99-cent bag of Shaw's Generic Candy Corn, even though it has honey in the ingredients but not featured prominently on the front label, tastes like fake maple syrup.

Perhaps that's not always such a bad thing, he says, as he obviously doesn't bother to throw the bag in the trash or offer it to the cats or something.

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From:pecosy
Date:September 27th, 2003 09:06 pm (UTC)
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"It's the honey that makes all the difference."

I always thought it was the wax that makes all the difference...
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From:derspatchel
Date:September 28th, 2003 03:57 pm (UTC)
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I often taste the honey in pure, good candy corn more than the wax. But then again, I'm not tasting for wax ("here comes the waxy bit! Yeah!")
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From:pecosy
Date:September 29th, 2003 02:22 am (UTC)
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I am tasting for the wax. hrmmm
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From:derspatchel
Date:September 29th, 2003 03:19 am (UTC)
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Well, ok. If we ever split a bag of candy corn, I'll eat the honey parts and you can have the waxy parts. How's that?

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