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July 11th, 2006


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02:50 pm - I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME RICH.
I will sell fake Bluetooth headsets to crazy people, so that when they walk down the street ranting to themselves, nobody will think twice about it.

I'll make a million!



EDIT: OH NOS! SCOOPED BY ACHEWOOD!

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From:eclecticavatar
Date:July 11th, 2006 06:55 pm (UTC)
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But then they will look like Cybermen and people will be afraid of them.

Okay. So maybe I'll be the only one afraid of them... but still!
From:oakenguy
Date:July 11th, 2006 06:55 pm (UTC)
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Unfortunately, they'll pay you in purple ducks that only they can see.
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From:markm
Date:July 11th, 2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, but he'll make it up in volume.
From:archangelsk
Date:July 11th, 2006 06:58 pm (UTC)
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Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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From:antikythera
Date:July 11th, 2006 07:06 pm (UTC)
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I would totally wear one of those. o_O
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From:prog
Date:July 11th, 2006 07:16 pm (UTC)

They'd still sound crazy

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It's all in the inflection, man.

So throw in a vocoder and I'm SOLD
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From:roup42
Date:July 11th, 2006 07:18 pm (UTC)
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Do the crazy people really care if people think twice about it, though?
From:oakenguy
Date:July 11th, 2006 07:23 pm (UTC)
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Well, sure--when you're the only real human being in a world full of robots*, the last thing you want to do is stand out so the androids notice you.





*Real complaint by crazy person in Central Square, 2004
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From:limax
Date:July 11th, 2006 07:33 pm (UTC)
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Why just limit it to the crazy people?
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From:cheezdanish
Date:July 11th, 2006 07:51 pm (UTC)
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YOU STOLE MY IDEA, BITCH. I'MA SUING.
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From:derspatchel
Date:July 11th, 2006 07:56 pm (UTC)
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I'M CALLING MY LAWYER RIGHT NOW ON MY CRAZYPHONE
BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP
HELLO PROFESSOR SNAPE I MEAN LAWYER PROFESSOR SNAPE I AM GLAD TO HAVE YOU ON RETAINER AS WE HAVE MUCH WORK TO DO
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From:cheezdanish
Date:July 11th, 2006 07:59 pm (UTC)
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NO U

ALSO MY INTERBUTT LAWYER HAS A THICK AND GIRTHY E-PENIS
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From:derspatchel
Date:July 11th, 2006 08:06 pm (UTC)
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From:derspatchel
Date:July 11th, 2006 09:17 pm (UTC)
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Linda Vester loves her country. Why can't you say the same?
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From:she_parser
Date:July 11th, 2006 10:29 pm (UTC)
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Merlin's balls!

Are you so incapable of retaining information that you have once again interrupted me during my jaccuzi hour?

Insufferable blog-it-all.
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From:derspatchel
Date:July 11th, 2006 10:41 pm (UTC)
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Merlin's balls!

We're not here to discuss your diet.
OH SNAPe
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From:she_parser
Date:July 11th, 2006 10:52 pm (UTC)
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Oh, how absolutely delightful.

Please accept this swirling pink Avada Kedavra heart as a token of my utter amusement.

Press the receiver close to your ear or other convenient orifice.
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From:derspatchel
Date:July 11th, 2006 11:03 pm (UTC)
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HURRAY
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From:chanaleh
Date:July 11th, 2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
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Dude, it's like that Zits strip I can't find, where Jeremy and Pierce play the people-watching game "Wireless Headset or Off Her Meds?"
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From:bedfull_o_books
Date:July 11th, 2006 08:36 pm (UTC)
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Classic.
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From:derspatchel
Date:July 12th, 2006 01:13 am (UTC)
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WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT ACHEWOOD HAS SCOOPED US BY ABOUT A MONTH OR SO

OH NOS
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From:puddnhead
Date:July 13th, 2006 04:32 am (UTC)
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Didn't want to say anything.

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