July 11th, 2006
|02:50 pm - I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME RICH.|
I will sell fake Bluetooth headsets to crazy people, so that when they walk down the street ranting to themselves, nobody will think twice about it.
I'll make a million!
EDIT: OH NOS! SCOOPED BY ACHEWOOD!
But then they will look like Cybermen and people will be afraid of them.
Okay. So maybe I'll be the only one afraid of them... but still!
Unfortunately, they'll pay you in purple ducks that only they can see.
|Date:||July 11th, 2006 09:21 pm (UTC)|| |
Yeah, but he'll make it up in volume.
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
I would totally wear one of those. o_O
|Date:||July 11th, 2006 07:16 pm (UTC)|| |
They'd still sound crazy
It's all in the inflection, man.
So throw in a vocoder and I'm SOLD
|Date:||July 11th, 2006 07:18 pm (UTC)|| |
Do the crazy people really care if people think twice about it, though?
Well, sure--when you're the only real human being in a world full of robots*, the last thing you want to do is stand out so the androids notice you.
*Real complaint by crazy person in Central Square, 2004
|Date:||July 11th, 2006 07:33 pm (UTC)|| |
Why just limit it to the crazy people?
YOU STOLE MY IDEA, BITCH. I'MA SUING.
I'M CALLING MY LAWYER RIGHT NOW ON MY CRAZYPHONE
BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP
HELLO PROFESSOR SNAPE I MEAN LAWYER PROFESSOR SNAPE I AM GLAD TO HAVE YOU ON RETAINER AS WE HAVE MUCH WORK TO DO
ALSO MY INTERBUTT LAWYER HAS A THICK AND GIRTHY E-PENIS
Linda Vester loves her country. Why can't you say the same?
Are you so incapable of retaining information that you have once again interrupted me during my jaccuzi hour?
We're not here to discuss your diet.
Oh, how absolutely delightful.
Please accept this swirling pink Avada Kedavra heart as a token of my utter amusement.
Press the receiver close to your ear or other convenient orifice.
Dude, it's like that Zits strip I can't find, where Jeremy and Pierce play the people-watching game "Wireless Headset or Off Her Meds?"
WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT ACHEWOOD HAS SCOOPED US
BY ABOUT A MONTH OR SO
Didn't want to say anything.