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July 5th, 2006


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06:15 pm - VOS OPINIONS ICI
I just know he's totally faking it, they pulled some drifter's arteriosclerotic corpse outta his Aspen vacation home, and I believe that in reality our scheister friend is sipping margaritas with HUGE GRAINS OF SALT on some beach in Belize.

But do you?

Poll #762785 TOOT TOOT ALL ABOARD THE SCHADENFREUDE EXPRESS

So. Ken Lay. Dead, or in Belize?

Dead
16(24.2%)
Belize
50(75.8%)

Comedy third option



Additional conspiracy theories can go in comments! Whee!

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From:bedfull_o_books
Date:July 5th, 2006 11:06 pm (UTC)
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Oooh. You're right. Wish I had thought of that....
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From:desultor
Date:July 5th, 2006 11:08 pm (UTC)
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irresistible orgazmo reference here.

he was killed by the CIA for selling smack.... to nazis.

(and i feel guilty about being nitpicky but i can't help it.... i think you mean shyster?)
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From:johnnycanuck
Date:July 5th, 2006 11:07 pm (UTC)
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I said "pie", and I'm standing by my statement.
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From:piemancer
Date:July 6th, 2006 12:29 am (UTC)
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Tell me more about the pie.
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From:derspatchel
Date:July 6th, 2006 12:33 am (UTC)
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All I could think of is that scene in The Simpsons where Martin plays the "My Dinner With Andre" video game.

"Thirsting for a way to name the unnameable, to express the inexpressible?"
"Ooh, tell me more!" *presses Tell Me More button*
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From:xiphias
Date:July 6th, 2006 01:45 am (UTC)
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As I understand it, the four top suspicions are, in order:
1. Faked own death
2. Murdered because he knew too much
3. Suicide
4. Heart attack, as reported
From:lno
Date:July 6th, 2006 03:02 am (UTC)
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He's totally going to take his travelers checks to a competing resort.
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From:platys
Date:July 6th, 2006 02:34 pm (UTC)
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I want to change my answer from Afghanistan to POISONED BY DUCKS. Tikva's got it right. Those ducks are vicious.
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From:ron_newman
Date:July 6th, 2006 04:15 pm (UTC)
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