July 5th, 2006
|06:15 pm - VOS OPINIONS ICI|
I just know he's totally faking it, they pulled some drifter's arteriosclerotic corpse outta his Aspen vacation home, and I believe that in reality our scheister friend is sipping margaritas with HUGE GRAINS OF SALT on some beach in Belize.
But do you?
So. Ken Lay. Dead, or in Belize?
Additional conspiracy theories can go in comments! Whee!
Oooh. You're right. Wish I had thought of that....
irresistible orgazmo reference here.
he was killed by the CIA for selling smack.... to nazis.
(and i feel guilty about being nitpicky but i can't help it.... i think you mean shyster?)
I said "pie", and I'm standing by my statement.
Tell me more about the pie.
All I could think of is that scene in The Simpsons where Martin plays the "My Dinner With Andre" video game.
"Thirsting for a way to name the unnameable, to express the inexpressible?"
"Ooh, tell me more!" *presses Tell Me More button*
As I understand it, the four top suspicions are, in order:
1. Faked own death
2. Murdered because he knew too much
4. Heart attack, as reported
|Date:||July 6th, 2006 03:02 am (UTC)|| |
He's totally going to take his travelers checks to a competing resort.
|Date:||July 6th, 2006 02:34 pm (UTC)|| |
I want to change my answer from Afghanistan to POISONED BY DUCKS. Tikva's got it right. Those ducks are vicious.