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July 5th, 2006

06:15 pm - VOS OPINIONS ICI
I just know he's totally faking it, they pulled some drifter's arteriosclerotic corpse outta his Aspen vacation home, and I believe that in reality our scheister friend is sipping margaritas with HUGE GRAINS OF SALT on some beach in Belize.

But do you?

Poll #762785 TOOT TOOT ALL ABOARD THE SCHADENFREUDE EXPRESS

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So. Ken Lay. Dead, or in Belize?

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Dead

16(24.2%)

Belize

50(75.8%)

Comedy third option

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Additional conspiracy theories can go in comments! Whee!

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From:	derspatchel
Date:	July 5th, 2006 10:25 pm (UTC)

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Paging

oakenguy: They transplanted a white bigot's head on a soul brother's body!

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From:	bedfull_o_books
Date:	July 5th, 2006 11:06 pm (UTC)

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Oooh. You're right. Wish I had thought of that....

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From:	desultor
Date:	July 5th, 2006 11:08 pm (UTC)

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irresistible orgazmo reference here.

he was killed by the CIA for selling smack.... to nazis.

(and i feel guilty about being nitpicky but i can't help it.... i think you mean shyster?)

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From:	johnnycanuck
Date:	July 5th, 2006 11:07 pm (UTC)

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I said "pie", and I'm standing by my statement.

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From:	piemancer
Date:	July 6th, 2006 12:29 am (UTC)

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Tell me more about the pie.

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From:	derspatchel
Date:	July 6th, 2006 12:33 am (UTC)

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All I could think of is that scene in The Simpsons where Martin plays the "My Dinner With Andre" video game.

"Thirsting for a way to name the unnameable, to express the inexpressible?"
"Ooh, tell me more!" *presses Tell Me More button*

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From:	xiphias
Date:	July 6th, 2006 01:45 am (UTC)

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As I understand it, the four top suspicions are, in order:
1. Faked own death
2. Murdered because he knew too much
3. Suicide
4. Heart attack, as reported

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From:	lno
Date:	July 6th, 2006 03:02 am (UTC)

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He's totally going to take his travelers checks to a competing resort.

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From:	platys
Date:	July 6th, 2006 02:34 pm (UTC)

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I want to change my answer from Afghanistan to POISONED BY DUCKS. Tikva's got it right. Those ducks are vicious.

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From:	ron_newman
Date:	July 6th, 2006 04:15 pm (UTC)

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Lay, Lady Lay

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