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June 13th, 2006


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08:06 am - YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS HAIKU IS ABOUT YOU
CARLY SIMON HAIKU
Some underworld spy
Your scarf, it was apricot
Clouds in my coffee
I started something new yesterday. When I get stuck on the T, I do not panic! Instead, I write haiku and text them to unsuspecting people. YOU COULD BE NEXT

edit: rather, you MIGHT COULD be next if I had remembered to charge my phone last night. Oh well I shall KEEP THEM ALL IN MY HEAD FOR NOW, IN ALL CAPS

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From:brinylon
Date:June 13th, 2006 01:18 pm (UTC)
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I have always found deep significance in the line:
Someone left my cake out in the rain, it took so long to bake it and I'll never have the recipe again.
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From:marphod
Date:June 13th, 2006 01:23 pm (UTC)
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I shall not be next!
Ah ha! My cell-phone lacking
Nature defeats you!

*ahem*
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From:asd109
Date:June 13th, 2006 01:26 pm (UTC)
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That's awesome.
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From:gilana
Date:June 13th, 2006 01:29 pm (UTC)
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You could just send them psychically! We'll all go around listening for psychic haikus and wondering if they came from you.
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From:ooshiny
Date:June 13th, 2006 01:58 pm (UTC)
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Awesome.
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From:plumtreeblossom
Date:June 13th, 2006 02:21 pm (UTC)
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Hit me!
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From:limax
Date:June 13th, 2006 03:45 pm (UTC)
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I think there are times when I'm glad my cellphone number is not public knowledge. :P
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From:heathbar27
Date:June 13th, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC)
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Oh, they come over IM too. Not that I would, er, know... or anything... ahem.
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From:fancycwabs
Date:June 13th, 2006 04:54 pm (UTC)
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Must needs receiving haiku-text! Do you have my cell phone number? If not, to whom am I sending my random comments? Besides my wife, I mean.
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From:dpolicar
Date:June 13th, 2006 08:53 pm (UTC)
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dude... popping caps in your head is a _bad_ plan.

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