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May 26th, 2006


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10:32 am - I love a good kook in the morning
I'm sure we were all as relieved as relieved could be to wake up this morning and find that Mr. Eric Julien's OMG TSUNAMIS EVERYWHERE prediction had borne false fruit. The prediction was as follows:
I have received information psychically, which is corroborated by scientific data, according to which on May 25, 2006 a giant tsunami will occur in the Atlantic Ocean, brought about by the impact of a comet fragment which will provoke the eruption of under-sea volcanoes. Waves up to 200 m high will reach coastlines located above and below the Tropic of Cancer. However, all of the countries bordering the Atlantic will be affected to greater or lesser destructive and deadly levels.
Any time something begins with "I have received information psychically" you know you're in for a treat.

However, much like similar Judgement Day-like prophets, when Mr. Julien's prediction did not pan out, he did not worry, nor did he cry, nor did he take the cash and abscond to Belize. Rather, he decided that now is the time to reveal that, oops, forgot to tell you guys earlier, but the "time window" for the OMG TSUNAMI! is actually 48 hours, so please keep your hip waders on until Saturday night. Additionally, Mr. Julien is very happy to point out that his prediction has to be correct, as Congress had an evacuation exercise yesterday and brother, those guys don't evacuate for nothin!
According to informed sources, contacts in the American intelligence services confirm the existence of a time window of 48 hours, centered on May 25th at midnight GMT, for the impact a comet fragment south of the Azores.

This corroborates information of an evacuation exercise of the U.S. Congress to occur later in the day of May 25th, information which reached us this morning.
I presume after the weekend passes without incident, he'll claim his predictions weren't made on the Gregorian calendar or something. Perhaps he'll claim it was made on the ... (wait for it, waaait for it...) Julien Calendar.

DOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOOOOOO

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From:muffyjo
Date:May 26th, 2006 02:56 pm (UTC)
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I saw that. I followed one of the links and it said he predicted it for the 26th so I figure I'd give him a day or two. Even so, a good Tsunami, that should be interesting. I'm on a hill, if you need to, swim in my direction, there will be beer and wine for those whose backstroke hold out long enough to get there.
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From:vanguardcdk
Date:May 26th, 2006 05:40 pm (UTC)
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Whew..good thing you started that ark huh?
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From:annilita
Date:May 26th, 2006 02:56 pm (UTC)
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I'm thinking that the evacuation is planned for today, since, oh, Id on't know, people will be happy for the excuse to leave early for their long weekend?

Hey, as long as the tsunamis are over before the Monday barbeques, ya know?
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From:ron_newman
Date:May 26th, 2006 03:16 pm (UTC)
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I work on Union Wharf, so if you don't ever hear from me after today, you'll know why...
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From:plumtreeblossom
Date:May 26th, 2006 04:18 pm (UTC)
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I'm going to statr predicting random things on random days. Sooner or later I'll get one right and will become FAMOUS AND INFLUENTIAL ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE GUBMINT.
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From:arielblue
Date:May 26th, 2006 04:28 pm (UTC)
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I have received information psychically, which is corroborated by scientific data, according to which on May 26, 2006 I will unleash an enormous fart.
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From:ralpheman
Date:May 26th, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC)

6-6-6 Julien Calendar

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So, his prediction for Tsunami is June 6, 2006 (Julien Calendar) which for us was May 26th.

I thought Congress had an evacuation drill on any given excuse for a holiday. No? Am I wrong? They are trying to compete with Bush's vacation schedule, which is hard to keep up with all those days off.

So, if the asteroid/tsunami/volcano doesn't happen this weekend, he'll change it to June 6, 2006 on our calendar. That is solid science people. He told us he has solid facts in addition to his "sense" of the event. IT WILL HAPPEN. Gauranteed. Wait for it....wait....be patient.....keep waiting....
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 26th, 2006 05:51 pm (UTC)

Re: 6-6-6 Julien Calendar

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Oh, nice catch on the 6-6-6 connection there! I bet that's what he'll say if we're left high and dry over the weekend.
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From:ralpheman
Date:May 26th, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC)

Re: 6-6-6 Julien Calendar

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So you admit, there's a chance he could be right?
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From:ron_newman
Date:May 29th, 2006 03:25 am (UTC)

Re: 6-6-6 Julien Calendar

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Say, it appears that Mr. Julien is reading this blog. Have you looked at this page today?

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