TWO BIRDS WERE SPOTTED FIGHTING OUTSIDE THE OFFICE BUILDING
WE THINK IT WAS OVER A GIRL OR SOMETHING
THE BIRDS WERE SHOOED AWAY BY THE RECEPTIONIST, BUT NOT BEFORE OUR INTREPID CAMERAPHONE-WIELDING REPORTER TOOK THIS EXCITING ACTION SHOT
OMG BIRD FIGHT
"They kept flying off when I tried to take a closer shot," our man on the scene reports.
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE OUR COMMENTS TO BLAME THE POLITICAL PARTY YOU LIKE LEAST FOR THIS CURRENT BIRD VIOLENCE TREND