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May 24th, 2006


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11:40 am - MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE WITH OR WITHOUT BOOZE
WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED INTERNET TO BRING YOU THIS SHOCKING EXPOSE OF BIRD-ON-BIRD VIOLENCE, SO RAMPANT IN OUR CITY

TWO BIRDS WERE SPOTTED FIGHTING OUTSIDE THE OFFICE BUILDING
WE THINK IT WAS OVER A GIRL OR SOMETHING
THE BIRDS WERE SHOOED AWAY BY THE RECEPTIONIST, BUT NOT BEFORE OUR INTREPID CAMERAPHONE-WIELDING REPORTER TOOK THIS EXCITING ACTION SHOT

OMG BIRD FIGHT
OMG BIRD FIGHT
"They kept flying off when I tried to take a closer shot," our man on the scene reports.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE OUR COMMENTS TO BLAME THE POLITICAL PARTY YOU LIKE LEAST FOR THIS CURRENT BIRD VIOLENCE TREND

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From:betweenstations
Date:May 24th, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
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Is that FLIPPING THE BIRD Mister Spatch?!?

ISN'T THIS A FAMILY FRIENDLEE BL0G?
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 24th, 2006 04:04 pm (UTC)
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OUR OMBUDSMAN WILL POST AN APOLOGY TO THOSE EASILY SQUICKED OUT BY SUCH BRAZEN DISPLAYS IN TOMORROW'S ISSUE
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From:betweenstations
Date:May 24th, 2006 05:04 pm (UTC)
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The HIPPIES are SQUICKED OUT by the OMBUDSMAN. Don't you mean OMBUDSPERSON?!

AND WHY DOESN'T THE OMBUDSPERSON SHARE THE BUD?
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From:kizlj
Date:May 24th, 2006 04:01 pm (UTC)
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THERE WAS NO BIRD-BIRD VIOLENCE BACK IN THE '50S. I BLAME THE PINKO COMMIE LEZZIES FOR IT.
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From:antikythera
Date:May 24th, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC)
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BREAKING NEWS: PIGEON/SEAGULL GANG WAR INSPIRED BY DONUT ON SIDEWALK
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From:tylerpistol
Date:May 24th, 2006 05:05 pm (UTC)
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Oh, great icon!

"Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?"
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From:roup42
Date:May 24th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
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PERSONALLY I BLAME THE CORPORATIONS. FOR BEING CORPORATIONY.
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From:saint_buddha
Date:May 24th, 2006 05:37 pm (UTC)
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I BLAME THE LIBERTARIANS FOR LETTING THIS BIRD FIGHT CONTINUE UNABATTED WITHOUT GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:May 24th, 2006 06:41 pm (UTC)
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Birds:

Get down to Texas so Dick Cheney can shoot you!
From:archangelsk
Date:May 24th, 2006 11:31 pm (UTC)
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...bunch of savages in this town.

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