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May 24th, 2006
11:40 am - MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE WITH OR WITHOUT BOOZE
WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED INTERNET TO BRING YOU THIS SHOCKING EXPOSE OF BIRD-ON-BIRD VIOLENCE, SO RAMPANT IN OUR CITY
TWO BIRDS WERE SPOTTED FIGHTING OUTSIDE THE OFFICE BUILDING
WE THINK IT WAS OVER A GIRL OR SOMETHING
THE BIRDS WERE SHOOED AWAY BY THE RECEPTIONIST, BUT NOT BEFORE OUR INTREPID CAMERAPHONE-WIELDING REPORTER TOOK THIS EXCITING ACTION SHOT
OMG BIRD FIGHT
"They kept flying off when I tried to take a closer shot," our man on the scene reports.
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE OUR COMMENTS TO BLAME THE POLITICAL PARTY YOU LIKE LEAST FOR THIS CURRENT BIRD VIOLENCE TREND
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Is that FLIPPING THE BIRD Mister Spatch?!?
ISN'T THIS A FAMILY FRIENDLEE BL0G? OUR OMBUDSMAN WILL POST AN APOLOGY TO THOSE EASILY SQUICKED OUT BY SUCH BRAZEN DISPLAYS IN TOMORROW'S ISSUE The HIPPIES are SQUICKED OUT by the OMBUDSMAN. Don't you mean OMBUDSPERSON?!
AND WHY DOESN'T THE OMBUDSPERSON SHARE THE BUD? ![[User Picture]](https://l-userpic.livejournal.com/1590666/542845) | | From: |  kizlj |
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| Date: | May 24th, 2006 04:01 pm (UTC) |
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THERE WAS NO BIRD-BIRD VIOLENCE BACK IN THE '50S. I BLAME THE PINKO COMMIE LEZZIES FOR IT. BREAKING NEWS: PIGEON/SEAGULL GANG WAR INSPIRED BY DONUT ON SIDEWALK Oh, great icon!
"Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?" ![[User Picture]](https://l-userpic.livejournal.com/38090644/8929089) | | From: | roup42 |
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| Date: | May 24th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC) |
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PERSONALLY I BLAME THE CORPORATIONS. FOR BEING CORPORATIONY. I BLAME THE LIBERTARIANS FOR LETTING THIS BIRD FIGHT CONTINUE UNABATTED WITHOUT GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION! | From: | (Anonymous) |
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| Date: | May 24th, 2006 06:41 pm (UTC) |
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Birds:
Get down to Texas so Dick Cheney can shoot you! ...bunch of savages in this town. |
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