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May 24th, 2006


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10:38 am - MORE BREAKING NEWS WOOP WOOP
THERE WERE DONUTS IN THE BREAK ROOM AND I GOT THE HOMER SIMPSON SPECIAL (BRIGHT PINK FROSTING AND SPRINKLES)

FURTHER BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT





EDIT: I ATE THE DONUT AND IT WAS DELICIOUS, STAY WITH DERSPATCHEL.LIVEJOURNAL.COM FOR ALL YOUR LIVE, LOCAL DONUT COVERAGE

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From:platys
Date:May 24th, 2006 02:43 pm (UTC)
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I had a chocolate donut yesterday. It was SCRUMPTIOUS.

There are no donuts today, and for that, I weep.
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From:arielblue
Date:May 24th, 2006 02:51 pm (UTC)
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If you poop bright pink, don't say you weren't warned.
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 24th, 2006 03:11 pm (UTC)
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I CAN'T WAIT TO POST ABOUT THAT ON THE INTERNET
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From:arielblue
Date:May 24th, 2006 03:31 pm (UTC)
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YOU MEAN THE INTERBUTT

BUTT BUTT BUTT
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 24th, 2006 03:54 pm (UTC)
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we have released the transcripts of the donut eating:


[10:41:22 AM] HEY GUYS CHECK IT OUT I GOT A DONUT
[10:41:57 AM] NROM NROM NROM NROM NROM
[10:42:13 AM] NOW I NEED A NAPKIN, THERE'S SPRINKLES EVERYWHERE
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From:cheezdanish
Date:May 24th, 2006 02:52 pm (UTC)
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SIR SIR I HAVE A QUESTION I'M BEFFANY BITSY WITH THE KANSAS CITY STAR TELL ME SIR WHAT COLOR WERE THE SPRINKLES?
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 24th, 2006 03:07 pm (UTC)
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I AM UNABLE TO RELEASE THE DETAILS OF THE SPRINKLE COLORS AT THIS TIME, NEXT QUESTION
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From:cheezdanish
Date:May 24th, 2006 03:11 pm (UTC)
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SIR SIR CAN YOU CONFIRM THE RUMORS THAT BRITTANY SPEARS IS PREGNANT AGAIN AND IF SO WHEN ARE THE PATERNITY TEST RESULTS DUE?
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 24th, 2006 03:14 pm (UTC)
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I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THE PREGGERS CONDITION OF MISS SPEARS BUT IF YOU LOOK TO YOUR LEFT YOU'LL SEE HER DROPPING HER NEW KID HEADFIRST ON THE PAVEMENT, REPEATEDLY
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From:androidqueen
Date:May 24th, 2006 02:52 pm (UTC)
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i <3 pink frosting with sprinkles. it doesn't even pretend to be at all natural.
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From:hemlock_martini
Date:May 24th, 2006 03:07 pm (UTC)
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I WILL DESIGN A SPECIAL LOGO AND MUSICAL INTRO/OUTRO FOR DONUTSPATCHWATCH 2006 IT WILL GO BOOM BOOM BOOM BA BOOM DAAN DAAAAAH! CUE JAMES EARL JONES
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 24th, 2006 03:10 pm (UTC)
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WE SHALL PLAY IT BEFORE AND AFTER EVERY UPDATE JUST TO MAKE SURE EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE WATCHING
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From:vanguardcdk
Date:May 24th, 2006 03:38 pm (UTC)
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Just remember not to eat Homer's soul donut. No matter how mouth-wateringly delicious it is.
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From:antikythera
Date:May 24th, 2006 03:48 pm (UTC)
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Ooo. Can I be the foreign donut correspondent? I'm Canadian. :D
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 24th, 2006 03:51 pm (UTC)
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ONLY IF YOU REPORT LIVE FROM TIM HORTON'S
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From:zrblm
Date:May 24th, 2006 05:26 pm (UTC)
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HEY THEIR SOUR CREAM DONUTS ARE THE BOMB. AM I ALLOWED TO SAY "THE BOMB" WHEN I'M CANADIAN?
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From:platys
Date:May 24th, 2006 05:27 pm (UTC)
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I CAN REPORT THAT TIM HORTON'S HAS FABULOUS MAPLE FROSTED DONUTS. I ATE ONE IN 2003.
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From:saint_buddha
Date:May 24th, 2006 05:40 pm (UTC)
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THIS CORRESPONDENT IN WESTERN WASHINGTON STATE CAN REPORT THAT THERE ARE TIM HORTON'S IN THE DETROIT AREA SO YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CROSS THE DMZ.
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From:fancycwabs
Date:May 24th, 2006 06:06 pm (UTC)
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Someone ought to replace the sprinkles on donuts with Nerds. Then they ought to invent Chocolate Nerds.
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From:jotasbrane
Date:May 25th, 2006 10:10 am (UTC)
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Drat you, Spatch. I was going along just fine, living life without having any particular need for a pink-frosted donut with sprinkles... until now.

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