May 24th, 2006
|10:38 am - MORE BREAKING NEWS WOOP WOOP|
THERE WERE DONUTS IN THE BREAK ROOM AND I GOT THE HOMER SIMPSON SPECIAL (BRIGHT PINK FROSTING AND SPRINKLES)
FURTHER BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT
EDIT: I ATE THE DONUT AND IT WAS DELICIOUS, STAY WITH DERSPATCHEL.LIVEJOURNAL.COM FOR ALL YOUR LIVE, LOCAL DONUT COVERAGE
|Date:||May 24th, 2006 02:43 pm (UTC)|| |
I had a chocolate donut yesterday. It was SCRUMPTIOUS.
There are no donuts today, and for that, I weep.
If you poop bright pink, don't say you weren't warned.
I CAN'T WAIT TO POST ABOUT THAT ON THE INTERNET
YOU MEAN THE INTERBUTT
BUTT BUTT BUTT
we have released the transcripts of the donut eating:
[10:41:22 AM] HEY GUYS CHECK IT OUT I GOT A DONUT
[10:41:57 AM] NROM NROM NROM NROM NROM
[10:42:13 AM] NOW I NEED A NAPKIN, THERE'S SPRINKLES EVERYWHERE
SIR SIR I HAVE A QUESTION I'M BEFFANY BITSY WITH THE KANSAS CITY STAR TELL ME SIR WHAT COLOR WERE THE SPRINKLES?
I AM UNABLE TO RELEASE THE DETAILS OF THE SPRINKLE COLORS AT THIS TIME, NEXT QUESTION
SIR SIR CAN YOU CONFIRM THE RUMORS THAT BRITTANY SPEARS IS PREGNANT AGAIN AND IF SO WHEN ARE THE PATERNITY TEST RESULTS DUE?
I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THE PREGGERS CONDITION OF MISS SPEARS BUT IF YOU LOOK TO YOUR LEFT YOU'LL SEE HER DROPPING HER NEW KID HEADFIRST ON THE PAVEMENT, REPEATEDLY
i <3 pink frosting with sprinkles. it doesn't even pretend to be at all natural.
I WILL DESIGN A SPECIAL LOGO AND MUSICAL INTRO/OUTRO FOR DONUT
SPATCHWATCH 2006 IT WILL GO BOOM BOOM BOOM BA BOOM DAAN DAAAAAH! CUE JAMES EARL JONES
WE SHALL PLAY IT BEFORE AND AFTER EVERY UPDATE JUST TO MAKE SURE EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE WATCHING
Just remember not to eat Homer's soul donut. No matter how mouth-wateringly delicious it is.
Ooo. Can I be the foreign donut correspondent? I'm Canadian. :D
ONLY IF YOU REPORT LIVE FROM TIM HORTON'S
|Date:||May 24th, 2006 05:26 pm (UTC)|| |
HEY THEIR SOUR CREAM DONUTS ARE THE BOMB. AM I ALLOWED TO SAY "THE BOMB" WHEN I'M CANADIAN?
|Date:||May 24th, 2006 05:27 pm (UTC)|| |
I CAN REPORT THAT TIM HORTON'S HAS FABULOUS MAPLE FROSTED DONUTS. I ATE ONE IN 2003.
THIS CORRESPONDENT IN WESTERN WASHINGTON STATE CAN REPORT THAT THERE ARE TIM HORTON'S IN THE DETROIT AREA SO YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CROSS THE DMZ.
Someone ought to replace the sprinkles on donuts with Nerds. Then they ought to invent Chocolate Nerds.
Drat you, Spatch. I was going along just fine, living life without having any particular need for a pink-frosted donut with sprinkles... until now.