Someone's gone and jumped off the Rowes Wharf rotunda this morning. Just happened about 30 minutes ago, according to the orker whose boyfriend works nearby. Said boyfriend can see the "cloth-covered body" and police all around. Hasn't hit either online newspaper sites yet, so you heard it here first.
THERE I REPORTED BREAKING NEWS, SO LONG, TRADITIONAL NEWSPAPERS, YOUR DAY IS DONE, I'M PART OF THE BLOGOPHSEPHERE2.0 NOW, WHO CARES ABOUT THE OTHER Ws THAT I MISSED?