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May 11th, 2006

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11:19 pm - ACCEPTABLE USES FOR THE NEW "CURRENT LOCATION" FIELD IN LJ
THE SHORT LIST
brought to you by NyQuil

1. Up your butt and around the corner
2. Your mom's house
3. Over there! Over there! Send the word, send the word over there!
4. Crawling out of your TV set OMG SEVEN DAAAAAAYSSSSSSSS
5. I got tired of the El Morocco, and there's this monastery nearby, so I just went there
6. For incongruous hilarity, I am someplace where there's not usually computers or an Internet connection
7. The Land of Dairy Queen
8. Lower Guk (ARCH IS CAMPED)
9. Nopantsville
10. Google Maps THIS
Current Location: RIGHT THIS WAY, STALKERS

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From:jodied
Date:May 12th, 2006 03:34 am (UTC)
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Shouldn't that be YER mom's house?
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From:misquoted
Date:May 12th, 2006 03:57 am (UTC)
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Over by dere.
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From:elvisclooney
Date:May 12th, 2006 05:00 am (UTC)
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(I Lost My Wallet In) El Segundo
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From:ladivinafemme
Date:May 12th, 2006 01:31 pm (UTC)
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Up Nort at da lake, dontcha know.
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From:dogofthefuture
Date:May 12th, 2006 07:50 am (UTC)
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Yah, all go witcha over dare.
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From:modpixie
Date:May 12th, 2006 02:15 pm (UTC)
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i'm so using "yer mom's house".
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From:bismuthobsidian
Date:May 12th, 2006 02:30 pm (UTC)
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5. I got tired of the El Morocco, and there's this monastery nearby, so I just went there

I actually got a travel request today from a guy who wants to go to a convent!
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 12th, 2006 03:20 pm (UTC)
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It's the swingin' singles package for sure!

Sometime we gotta sit down and swap some travel stories.
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From:muffyjo
Date:May 12th, 2006 04:57 pm (UTC)
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Would you believe....a whole tour staying in them
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From:cheezdanish
Date:May 12th, 2006 05:22 pm (UTC)
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Hee. I'm so stealing the first one.
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From:violacat
Date:May 20th, 2006 03:46 pm (UTC)
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The first one reminded me of my former roommate's Song of the Spleen.

It went a little something like this:

"Where oh where, oh where is my spleen?
Where oh where, oh where has it been?
It's up your butt and around the corner
Straight up your butt and around the corner
There sits the happy little spleen."

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