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1. Up your butt and around the corner
2. Your mom's house
3. Over there! Over there! Send the word, send the word over there!
4. Crawling out of your TV set OMG SEVEN DAAAAAAYSSSSSSSS
5. I got tired of the El Morocco, and there's this monastery nearby, so I just went there
6. For incongruous hilarity, I am someplace where there's not usually computers or an Internet connection
7. The Land of Dairy Queen
8. Lower Guk (ARCH IS CAMPED)
9. Nopantsville
10. Google Maps THIS