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May 4th, 2006

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12:45 pm
Things I Don't Miss And Won't Have To Do Again
A Partial List.
  • Hunting for ties. They always seem to end up under dressers or beds with all the other cat toys.
  • Snapping a tie.
  • Snagging a chunk whilst brushing and yanking it out.
  • Cleaning drain traps. (Well, I'll still do that cause it's common courtesy, innit?)
  • Resignedly walking outside in even the slightest breeze, knowing I'm gonna get disheveled no matter what.
Things I Hadn't Realized I'd Missed But Can Now Do Again
A Very Partial List.
  • Being able to make shampoo horns in the shower. That just made it all worth it. RUMBA RUMBA SNORT RIP

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From:tully_monster
Date:May 4th, 2006 04:56 pm (UTC)
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Shampoo horns in the shower? I'll never take that ability for granted again.
From:eclecticavatar
Date:May 4th, 2006 05:31 pm (UTC)
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So that's it, then? Is it all gone?!
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 4th, 2006 05:39 pm (UTC)
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Not all gone, no. No buzzes or fades or nothing. But the tail, the tail has been placed in a bag and sent somewhere else.
From:eclecticavatar
Date:May 4th, 2006 05:44 pm (UTC)
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did you donate it? You had a lot of hair there, must have been at least the 10 inch requirement!

Bet it looks good, though!
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 4th, 2006 05:51 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, it got donated. I'm not sure if it'll be of any use, split ends and all, but I put my name on the slip and sent it off.

I'm pretty happy with it. Wasn't 100% sold on the bangs at first, but I'm warming to it. And it's out of my eyes and that's the Very Good Thing.
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From:plumtreeblossom
Date:May 4th, 2006 05:45 pm (UTC)
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Aww Donald, that was right good of ya to cut it!
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 4th, 2006 05:57 pm (UTC)
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Was gonna do it One Of These Days, and the show provided a convenient reason!
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From:fancycwabs
Date:May 4th, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC)
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With the right shampoo, you could have made Shampoo Ram's Horns in the shower like Tim the Enchanter. Although I'll be glad when Fiddler's over and I can lose the woolly look. As will my wife.
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From:antikythera
Date:May 4th, 2006 06:25 pm (UTC)
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I just did the same thing about a month ago. Nonetheless, it took me a minute to figure out what you had done, and to realise that you meant 'ties' as in 'hair elastics'. I was imagining Abbie dragging a necktie off to some hidden lair under the dresser.

And then I remembered what shampoo horns were. Dude. I have to see if that still works as well as it did when I was three.
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From:muffyjo
Date:May 4th, 2006 07:08 pm (UTC)
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OMG, will I even recognize you?
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From:chanaleh
Date:May 4th, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 4th, 2006 07:44 pm (UTC)
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Did you get confused when you saw this?

I'm in Oatmeal mode again. Just shorter.
From:dcart
Date:May 4th, 2006 07:37 pm (UTC)
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Since I don't ever expect to see a picture of you in your new state, maybe someday I'll visit boston and experience short haired spatch, the musical.


(I expect singing and dancing, damn it.)
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From:cursethedark
Date:May 5th, 2006 01:47 am (UTC)
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Was that a Garfield reference?
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 5th, 2006 03:03 am (UTC)
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...why, yes. Yes, it was.
And I'd kill for an LJ icon of it.

(You so get a cookie!)

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