It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...

I never claimed to understand

But I don't see how a cat who will gladly eat any morsel of food what falls off my plate, be it animal, vegetable or mineral, I don't see how that self-same cat will turn up his nose at a half-eaten bowl of kitty kibble since the food has been in the bowl for a full three hours longer than the kibble that's in the bag. Apparently the food from the bag is the solution to all his woes, even if we've had the same bag open for over a month now so it's in no way Brand Spankin Fresh and New.

And I don't understand how he can be so impatient as to demand Change Now, but patient enough to continually bang on a plastic bag for 20 minutes at 0-dark-30 to wake me up. (You can pretend you're asleep and try to ignore him, but he knows you're awake. He knows it.)

On the other hand, I'm sure he doesn't understand when I come home in the throes of a full-on industrial-sized mental breakdown complete with keening noises and fetal positions, but he curls up in the crook of my knees and happily purrs anyway, so I guess helping him and his weirdnesses is the least I can do.

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