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March 23rd, 2006


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05:25 pm - LAMBIE PRESENTS: "WHY"
TODAY'S "WHY" IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY LAMBIE OF THE ANIMAL HAT GANG
WHICH IS WHY IT'S IN ALL CAPS
AND NOT JUST CAUSE I'M MANIC


OKAY GUYS
I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO "WHY WAS THIS MOVIE GREENLIT" BECAUSE HONESTLY WE'RE BEYOND THAT AT THIS POINT
AND I KNOW NOBODY EVER WENT BROKE UNDERESTIMATING THE TASTE OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC
BUT WHY WHY WHY
WHY IS IT CALLED "LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR"
IF HE'S A CABLE GUY HE SHOULD BE CALLED LARRY THE CABLE GUY
IF HE'S A HEALTH INSPECTOR HE SHOULD BE CALLED LARRY THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
ACTUALLY I JUST WISH HE'D BE CALLED LARRY THE UNEMPLOYED GUY
THANK YOU AND I'LL TAKE MY ANSWER OFF THE AIR

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From:cheezdanish
Date:March 23rd, 2006 11:03 pm (UTC)
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It's okay, Lambie. It could be worse.

He could be starring in Snakes on a Plane.
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From:semer
Date:March 24th, 2006 12:18 am (UTC)
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WE GOT SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN' PLAAAANE!!!!
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From:jearl
Date:March 23rd, 2006 11:04 pm (UTC)
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it's good to see the Animal Hat Gang engaged in wholesome pursuits such as cultural commentary.
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From:ooshiny
Date:March 23rd, 2006 11:56 pm (UTC)
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Some things are just best left unexplained, because the truth would only be more distressing.
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From:cursethedark
Date:March 24th, 2006 12:00 am (UTC)
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You know, I'd never quite made it to questioning the title. I was still at the point of questioning the existence of God, because surely He would have put a stop to something like this.

Goddamn Hollywood anyway.
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From:semer
Date:March 24th, 2006 12:18 am (UTC)
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Isn't there some bit about how he gave people free will (apparently to do stupid shit? :P)
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From:jimmystagger
Date:March 24th, 2006 01:19 am (UTC)
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I have this to say to Larry....
From:sernin
Date:March 24th, 2006 01:52 am (UTC)
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GIT 'R DONE!
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From:pseydtonne
Date:March 24th, 2006 04:17 pm (UTC)
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Great icon! SaniTaco...
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From:giantfightbot
Date:March 24th, 2006 07:47 am (UTC)
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I overheard some of my coworkers asking each other if they were going to see this... thing.

And they wonder why I wear headphones a lot.

ObLetterFromDavidCrossToMrTheCableGuy

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