It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...
derspatchel

The Insult That Made A Man Out Of "Mac"

Miss L.: IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS! X-RAY SPECS
Mr. S.: "IT REALLY WORKS"
Miss L.:watch them give birth -- LIVE SEA MONKEYS!!!! *little crowns*

Mr. S.: BOYS! SEND NOW FOR 1,000 "FIGHTIN' MEN" IN FULL DETAIL

Miss L.: Exotic And Rare Stamps From All Over The World -- 400 for $7.50!
Mr. S.: Learn To Throw Your Voice! Fool Your Friends! Fun At Parties!
Miss L.: Electric hand buzzer -- SHOCK YOUR ENEMIES!

Mr. S.: LEARN THE ART OF "KARA-TE" -- THE ORIENT'S MOST DEADLY ART

Miss L.: Red Hot Chewing Gum -- Looks Like Regular Gum!

Mr. S.: Tijuana Bibles. All kinds from Popeye to Blondie. 6 for 75 cents. P.O. Box 925, Weehauken, New Jersey.
Miss L.: Magic soap -- turns hands BLACK!

Mr. S.: KIDS! Earn this swell SCHWINN BIKE by selling "GRIT" to your family, friends and neighbors!
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