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March 17th, 2006


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11:49 pm - The Insult That Made A Man Out Of "Mac"
Miss L.: IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS! X-RAY SPECS
Mr. S.: "IT REALLY WORKS"
Miss L.:watch them give birth -- LIVE SEA MONKEYS!!!! *little crowns*

Mr. S.: BOYS! SEND NOW FOR 1,000 "FIGHTIN' MEN" IN FULL DETAIL

Miss L.: Exotic And Rare Stamps From All Over The World -- 400 for $7.50!
Mr. S.: Learn To Throw Your Voice! Fool Your Friends! Fun At Parties!
Miss L.: Electric hand buzzer -- SHOCK YOUR ENEMIES!

Mr. S.: LEARN THE ART OF "KARA-TE" -- THE ORIENT'S MOST DEADLY ART

Miss L.: Red Hot Chewing Gum -- Looks Like Regular Gum!

Mr. S.: Tijuana Bibles. All kinds from Popeye to Blondie. 6 for 75 cents. P.O. Box 925, Weehauken, New Jersey.
Miss L.: Magic soap -- turns hands BLACK!

Mr. S.: KIDS! Earn this swell SCHWINN BIKE by selling "GRIT" to your family, friends and neighbors!

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From:mmcirvin
Date:March 18th, 2006 05:41 am (UTC)
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ROACH T-SHIRT TRANSFERS

Beep Beep - Peace Sign - Smiley Face - Ecology Flag
From:lno
Date:March 18th, 2006 05:54 am (UTC)
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What the fuck was GRIT, anyway?
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From:derspatchel
Date:March 18th, 2006 06:09 am (UTC)
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One of those blandly charming "slice of America" magazines. May lean to the right, I can't remember. The current issue features articles with titles like "North Dakota's Enchanted Highway Showcases Unique Folk Sculptures" and "The Main Thing In Maine Is Lobsters."

Oh, Richie Rich once showed Gloria how to sell Grit, and then all their pals sold Grit. And then they saturated the market and withered out. Professor Keenbean should've warned 'em, I swear.
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From:maga_dogg
Date:March 18th, 2006 03:20 pm (UTC)
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Aww, and here was me imagining tiny moppets staggering door-to-door under the weight of huge sacks of low-grade rock salt, suitable for keeping driveways free of ice.
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From:redtheblue
Date:March 18th, 2006 06:48 pm (UTC)
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I remember all that stuff from the seedy back-pages of Boys Life. DAMN, how I wanted that hovercraft kit. Only $20! No more school bus for me.

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