March 17th, 2006
|01:32 pm - the appearance and irritation will remind you of the boils|
HEY KIDS! Re-Enact the 10 Plagues of Egypt in your very own home!
Mom & Dad are gonna love a house covered in construction paper dots, paper bags over the windows, upside-down stuffed animals, and red food coloring everywhere!
It shares God's message of love that everyone who's in the way of the Jews, including slightly-less-than-compliant Jews, deserves to die horribly along with all their friends!
You might prefer the plushie Plagues Kit
, then. :-)
Seriously, these are a real fad at seders in recent years. Laugh all you want, but the kids remember them.
Maybe the Angel of Death killed the children by beheading them. And then he kept the heads for hunting trophies!
Well, at least the plushie plagues don't involve raiding the freezer for all the ice cubes. And don't involve witnessing, either!
Put red ribbon on the sides and top of door post of your house to avoid the death plague. When the neighbors ask what the ribbon is for you can witness to them!
There's a very fine line between "devout" and "lunatic."
"Oh, so the ribbon means you're Jewish?"
"No, it means that... um... okay, what it basically means is that Jesus... right, okay, we'll take it down."
(Way off topic, way on userpic: When MST3K folded and they were selling off all the props I tried to buy Frank's "I'm A Virgin" shirt. They didn't have it anymore. I guess he kept it, but you can still find the old '70s iron-ons for it on eBay.)
That is so awesome it's beyond words.
I made it to the ice cubes before I realized these people were serious.