"What does St. Patrick's Day mean to you?" he was asked.
"Oh, it's a fine day, laddie!" he replied, with a voice about as Irish as a plate of hummus. "It means a fine day, and no rats!"
"Snakes!" someone else said in a stage whisper. "No snakes!"
"Oh, yeah, snakes," our erstwhile man-on-the-street said. "A fine day, without any rodents!"
I bet he can't wait to stick some citrus fruit down his Corona neck for Sinko De May-Oh.