March 15th, 2006
|02:25 pm - IT'S WEINER CAT TIME|
Is that an actual breed or something? Because it is freaky. It looks more like a Corgi.
I was thinking the same thing. That is a Corgicat!
This kitten has only one ass! It is useless to me!
It would make an awesome lap cat.
Or a draft blocker for the front door, your choice. (Well, it'd be the cat's choice, ultimately, and I'm sure the cat would find something better to do.)
|Date:||March 15th, 2006 07:45 pm (UTC)|| |
Photoshop in a sweater and we have a new inhabitant of Cat Town!
|Date:||March 15th, 2006 08:00 pm (UTC)|| |
That is one fucked-up cat.
|Date:||March 15th, 2006 08:59 pm (UTC)|| |
Low rider don't use no gas now
Low rider don't drive too fast
|Date:||March 15th, 2006 09:09 pm (UTC)|| |
HEY CAN YOU PUT THAT BEHIND A CUT FOR THOSE OF US AT WORK MY BOSS JUST SAW THE WORD 'WEINER' AND I WAS ALMOST FIRED OKAY DAMN IT
YOUR BOSS IS A CAT HIMSELF
AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A WEINER ANYMORE
SO WHAT'S HIS BEEF
That is one crazy catloaf.
|Date:||March 15th, 2006 09:45 pm (UTC)|| |
...it's like someone sat on a cat and then realized their mistake and stood up before the cat was completely squashed.
That cat waits impatiently for its ass to catch up. "What are you doing all the way back there, Jesus. I am so sick of your shit."
Cats -- that is, normal-legged cats -- slink like that when they're feeling especially guilty. If I had one (and I wish I did) I fear I'd be constantly worried that he'd done something wrong.
|Date:||March 15th, 2006 11:00 pm (UTC)|| |
Because cats had such a hard time being low and slinky with regular legs?
PRINCIPAL SKINNER: Whoever did this is in very deep trouble.
MARTIN: And a sloppy speller, too! The preferred spelling of "weiner" is w-I-E-n-e-r, though E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.
PRINCIPAL SKINNER: Good point.