It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...
derspatchel

UH OH LOOK OUT

HERE COMES ANOTHER AD HOMINEM FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF SPATCH'S ID WHO HAS NOT HAD COFFEE YET AND IS STILL KINDA JUST PISSY ABOUT EVERYTHING AND I WOKE UP AND I COULD EITHER TASTE METAL OR ORANGES, WHAT THE FUCK

SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT THE POLITICAL MESSAGE KIDS! IT'S REAL SUBTLE AND BOY IS IT A WHAM BANG DOOZY

Johnny Cash and John Ritter are now gone. I'm sure folks are now trying to play the ol "Bad things come in threes, so who's the third?" game without realizing that at this point this week, we've gone from threes directly to twelvsies. Perhaps we need a John Trio then to feel like we've achieved some kind of balanced loss. And if we're looking for a third John, might I suggest Mr. Ashcroft? I'm Andy Rooney and goodnight from all of us here at 60 Minutes.

WHOA POWERFUL ZING THERE MR SPATCH THAT CERTAINLY WAS ALL ANGRY AND NAUGHTY AND PUNK ASS REBELLIOUS AND SHIT, SO WHAT'S NEXT? WAIT HOLD UP ON ANSWERING THAT THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DO
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