SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT THE POLITICAL MESSAGE KIDS! IT'S REAL SUBTLE AND BOY IS IT A WHAM BANG DOOZY
Johnny Cash and John Ritter are now gone. I'm sure folks are now trying to play the ol "Bad things come in threes, so who's the third?" game without realizing that at this point this week, we've gone from threes directly to twelvsies. Perhaps we need a John Trio then to feel like we've achieved some kind of balanced loss. And if we're looking for a third John, might I suggest Mr. Ashcroft? I'm Andy Rooney and goodnight from all of us here at 60 Minutes.
WHOA POWERFUL ZING THERE MR SPATCH THAT CERTAINLY WAS ALL ANGRY AND NAUGHTY AND PUNK ASS REBELLIOUS AND SHIT, SO WHAT'S NEXT? WAIT HOLD UP ON ANSWERING THAT THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DO