March 1st, 2006
|11:13 pm - Attack of the fake variables|
Mr. Spatch's $COMPANY re-signs big contract with $BIGCLIENT (not the client Mr. Spatch deals with, granted, but a very important $BREADANDBUTTER client.)
As a result, everybody in $COMPANY gets a gift check for $100 in celebration.
After working an hour and a half overtime, Mr. Spatch decides a quick and painless disposal of this bonus money is in order, so he goes out and buys $DVD and $VIDEOGAME with enough money left over for a nice dinner at $SUMMERSHACK.
There he drinks $ALE and eats lots of $OYSTERS and $CHOWDER.
For dessert, he had $BANANASFOSTER which was served in a $SILVERGRAVYBOAT.
He feels very much like $DIAMONDJIMBRADY right about now. Or perhaps even $BOSSTWEED, although he is missing a $MUSTACHE to twirl and $NEWYORKCITY over which to rule.
It's the $MUSTACHE that I love.
*sigh* unfortunately, i recently set BANANASFOSTER to steamed green beans.
And with $SILVERGRAVYBOAT set to "Chuck Taylor All-Star" it's extra nasty.
The scary part is they're global.
|Date:||March 3rd, 2006 02:49 pm (UTC)|| |
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