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March 1st, 2006


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11:13 pm - Attack of the fake variables
Mr. Spatch's $COMPANY re-signs big contract with $BIGCLIENT (not the client Mr. Spatch deals with, granted, but a very important $BREADANDBUTTER client.)

As a result, everybody in $COMPANY gets a gift check for $100 in celebration.

After working an hour and a half overtime, Mr. Spatch decides a quick and painless disposal of this bonus money is in order, so he goes out and buys $DVD and $VIDEOGAME with enough money left over for a nice dinner at $SUMMERSHACK.

There he drinks $ALE and eats lots of $OYSTERS and $CHOWDER.

For dessert, he had $BANANASFOSTER which was served in a $SILVERGRAVYBOAT.

He feels very much like $DIAMONDJIMBRADY right about now. Or perhaps even $BOSSTWEED, although he is missing a $MUSTACHE to twirl and $NEWYORKCITY over which to rule.

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From:phonemonkey
Date:March 2nd, 2006 10:09 am (UTC)
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It's the $MUSTACHE that I love.
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From:androidqueen
Date:March 2nd, 2006 12:52 pm (UTC)
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*sigh* unfortunately, i recently set BANANASFOSTER to steamed green beans.
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From:fancycwabs
Date:March 2nd, 2006 01:16 pm (UTC)
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And with $SILVERGRAVYBOAT set to "Chuck Taylor All-Star" it's extra nasty.
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From:derspatchel
Date:March 2nd, 2006 01:51 pm (UTC)
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The scary part is they're global.
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From:betweenstations
Date:March 2nd, 2006 01:19 pm (UTC)
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CHOW DAH.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:March 3rd, 2006 02:49 pm (UTC)

Keith

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Visit lovely $TAMMANYHALL!

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