It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...

Attack of the fake variables

Mr. Spatch's $COMPANY re-signs big contract with $BIGCLIENT (not the client Mr. Spatch deals with, granted, but a very important $BREADANDBUTTER client.)

As a result, everybody in $COMPANY gets a gift check for $100 in celebration.

After working an hour and a half overtime, Mr. Spatch decides a quick and painless disposal of this bonus money is in order, so he goes out and buys $DVD and $VIDEOGAME with enough money left over for a nice dinner at $SUMMERSHACK.

There he drinks $ALE and eats lots of $OYSTERS and $CHOWDER.

For dessert, he had $BANANASFOSTER which was served in a $SILVERGRAVYBOAT.

He feels very much like $DIAMONDJIMBRADY right about now. Or perhaps even $BOSSTWEED, although he is missing a $MUSTACHE to twirl and $NEWYORKCITY over which to rule.

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