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February 16th, 2006


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05:43 pm - the politix of fanfic
Mr. Spatch: given any two fictional characters from any genre or series, it's a sure bet that someone, somewhere on the Internet has written about them having sex.
Mr. Spatch: because that is the fundamental question we all ask ourselves when reading stories or watching TV.
Mr. Spatch: "This is great, but you know how it could be better? If these people were having sex."
Ms. Jodie: how did you knoooooooooooow?
Mr. Spatch: WHO DOESN'T ASK THIS
Ms. Jodie: it's fun to make tv characters do stuff
Mr. Spatch: "Fnar," said Mulder, as he hit himself in the head repeatedly. "Guh guh guh guh guh."
Ms. Jodie: see wasn't that fun?
Mr. Spatch: "Hello," said Scully, "My name's Dana Scully and I'm a total dork."
Mr. Spatch: "Penises," she added.
Ms. Jodie: hee
Mr. Spatch: IT'S ARTISTICALLY LIBERATING
Ms. Jodie: totally
Mr. Spatch: can I LJ this?

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From:limax
Date:February 16th, 2006 11:00 pm (UTC)
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She must have said yes.
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From:luckimunki
Date:February 17th, 2006 06:50 am (UTC)
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I will not be satisfied until the LJ-permission plotline is brought to a close!
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From:derspatchel
Date:February 17th, 2006 03:36 pm (UTC)
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this is one of those what do they call it lady or the tiger endings
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From:granuaile
Date:February 16th, 2006 11:09 pm (UTC)
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This is a beautfiul thing, Mr. Spatch.
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From:minkrose
Date:February 17th, 2006 01:10 am (UTC)
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I'm so glad you posted this *grin* Quite funny!
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From:zmook
Date:February 17th, 2006 03:48 pm (UTC)
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From:pecosy
Date:February 17th, 2006 06:43 pm (UTC)
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Now I am complete.
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From:doctor_sentence
Date:February 18th, 2006 12:40 am (UTC)
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But how will you feel when the Jodie & Spatch fanfic commences, eh?

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