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February 10th, 2006


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12:58 pm - pour from behind the moon, out of the dark, unannounced
Coworker across the cube just recommended a drink at the Rustic Kitchen called "The Grape Santini."

I surmised the drink must make you feel like Robert Duvall's bouncing a basketball upside your head, trying to make you cry.

A grape basketball.

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From:oakenguy
Date:February 10th, 2006 06:08 pm (UTC)
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Word is they decided against "The Prince of Mai Taides", not sure if it was legal to make people intoxicated enough to believe Barbara Streisand was a black-haired psychotherapist.
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From:infinitehotel
Date:February 10th, 2006 08:47 pm (UTC)
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And the pope got really pissed off when they tried to market a juniper-flavored liquor distilled from water taken from a Christian holy sites.


No love for the "Lourdes of Distilled-Gin"
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From:mybadhairlife
Date:February 10th, 2006 11:45 pm (UTC)
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Feh. It's no Flaming Moe, that's for sure.
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From:pecosy
Date:February 11th, 2006 10:27 pm (UTC)
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This morning we invented (in name only) The Big Pig: Kahlua, Bailey, and Bacon Grease.

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