001. Garelick Farms' chocolate milk was repackaged recently into "MILK CHUG" (sounds like an unfortunate milk byproduct, really) and in doing so, went from 16 fluid ounces to 14. So much for the company's slogan "Add Something."
010. Wilson Pickett is dead. Ye gods, he was only 64. I think the best tribute you can make to the man right now is to go out and rent The Committments. Roide Sally roide, indeed.
011. I realized I have no idea how much 2 fluid ounces really is. Is it a sip? Or a chug? How much is one full eighth of sixteen ounces? I do know, however, that 14 is less than 16, so there.