December 20th, 2005
The Boston Glob is reporting Johnny Damon has agreed to a 4-year, $52 mil contract with the New York Yankees.
Man, he'd better get the haircut of his lifetime. We're taking Witness Protection Program.
Talking. Talking Witness Protection Program.
It's a $52 million buzzcut for the Caveman!
No love in Beantown tonight! I hope Damon left town under the cover of darkness!
Bostonians can take the thought of Manny potentially leaving town to put some distance between his wife and his mistress, but when a beloved scrapster puts on the pinstripes, things could get ugly.
Decidedly. Benedict Arnold of 2005 baseball.
(I live in the wrong damned city. I'm sure many Yankees fans are cackling madly at Damon's deflection.)
Yeah, well, when baby don't take a pennant in two years, baby gets cranky.
Steinbrenner needs his pennant!
Steinbrenner can kiss my pasty, Irish-Italian, Bostonian-exile ass. :)
|Date:||December 21st, 2005 01:50 pm (UTC)|| |
They won't be cackling when they're paying Damon $13M in 2009 to be a 37-year-old, slow center fielder who insists on batting leadoff.
|Date:||December 21st, 2005 06:03 am (UTC)|| |
Never trust a guy with a mullet.
|Date:||December 21st, 2005 06:19 am (UTC)|| |
Back To The Future
Hopefully the win-loss will be similar..
|Date:||December 21st, 2005 03:22 pm (UTC)|| |
Re: Back To The Future
Wow, he sure doesn't clean up well at all, does he?
|Date:||December 23rd, 2005 04:09 pm (UTC)|| |
Hey, you guys needed a new curse anyway.
...and the curse just left town. :)