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December 20th, 2005


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11:50 pm
The Boston Glob is reporting Johnny Damon has agreed to a 4-year, $52 mil contract with the New York Yankees.


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From:bostonista
Date:December 21st, 2005 05:06 am (UTC)
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WTF???

Man, he'd better get the haircut of his lifetime. We're taking Witness Protection Program.
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From:bostonista
Date:December 21st, 2005 05:07 am (UTC)
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Talking. Talking Witness Protection Program.
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From:derspatchel
Date:December 21st, 2005 05:11 am (UTC)
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It's a $52 million buzzcut for the Caveman!
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From:quodlibetic
Date:December 21st, 2005 05:09 am (UTC)
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Ohhhhh dear.
No love in Beantown tonight! I hope Damon left town under the cover of darkness!
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From:derspatchel
Date:December 21st, 2005 05:12 am (UTC)
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Bostonians can take the thought of Manny potentially leaving town to put some distance between his wife and his mistress, but when a beloved scrapster puts on the pinstripes, things could get ugly.
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From:quodlibetic
Date:December 21st, 2005 05:13 am (UTC)
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Decidedly. Benedict Arnold of 2005 baseball.

(I live in the wrong damned city. I'm sure many Yankees fans are cackling madly at Damon's deflection.)
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From:derspatchel
Date:December 21st, 2005 05:23 am (UTC)
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Yeah, well, when baby don't take a pennant in two years, baby gets cranky.
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From:quodlibetic
Date:December 21st, 2005 05:51 am (UTC)
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Spoiled brat. :)
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From:derspatchel
Date:December 21st, 2005 03:41 pm (UTC)
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Steinbrenner needs his pennant!
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From:quodlibetic
Date:December 21st, 2005 03:43 pm (UTC)
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Steinbrenner can kiss my pasty, Irish-Italian, Bostonian-exile ass. :)
From:yuda
Date:December 21st, 2005 01:50 pm (UTC)
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They won't be cackling when they're paying Damon $13M in 2009 to be a 37-year-old, slow center fielder who insists on batting leadoff.
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From:ivorjawa
Date:December 21st, 2005 06:03 am (UTC)
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Never trust a guy with a mullet.
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From:elkabong
Date:December 21st, 2005 06:19 am (UTC)

Back To The Future

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Hopefully the win-loss will be similar..
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From:derspatchel
Date:December 21st, 2005 03:22 pm (UTC)

Re: Back To The Future

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Wow, he sure doesn't clean up well at all, does he?


Oh, wait
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From:reveritas
Date:December 21st, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
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dude.
From:welliver
Date:December 23rd, 2005 04:09 pm (UTC)
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Hey, you guys needed a new curse anyway.
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From:derspatchel
Date:December 23rd, 2005 06:57 pm (UTC)
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...and the curse just left town. :)

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