It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...

RIP Gronk (killed by a fucking IRON GOLEM?!)

 No  Points     Name                                                   Hp [max]
  1    2048886  gronk-Bar-Hum-Fem-Cha died in Gehennom on level 49.
                Killed by an iron golem.                                - [215]

An iron golem? An IRON GOLEM?! How wholly disgraceful is that?

But I was at the bottom of the dungeon. In the sanctum sanctorum. I killed the high priestess. And subdued all those insects. But where the fuck was the amulet? Not in any pile I could find. It was nowhere to be seen.

Meanwhile, Rodney shows up from BEYOND THE GRAVE and surrounds me with giants, dragons, and ... an iron golem.
 f - a cursed amulet of reflection (being worn)
 a - the rustproof +6 Cleaver (weapon in hands)
 e - a cursed fireproof +3 robe (being worn)
 h - an uncursed rustproof +3 helmet (being worn)
 x - a cursed +1 gray dragon scale mail (being worn)
 A - an uncursed fireproof +0 pair of gauntlets of dexterity (being worn)
 Q - an uncursed fireproof +0 pair of high boots (being worn)
 i - an uncursed K-ration
 m - an uncursed C-ration
 B - a cursed food ration
 k - the uncursed Book of the Dead
 Z - an uncursed potion of extra healing
 D - an uncursed ring of regeneration (on left hand)
 F - an uncursed ring of invisibility (on right hand)
 o - a wand of death (0:1)
 y - a wand of create monster (0:13)
 b - the cursed Candelabrum of Invocation (7 candles attached)
 d - a blessed bag of holding
 j - a +0 unicorn horn
 l - an uncursed magic lamp
 q - an uncursed blindfold
 s - a +1 pick-axe
 H - the Bell of Opening (0:2)
 I - the uncursed Heart of Ahriman
 O - a cursed luckstone

Contents of the bag of holding:

2 uncursed worthless pieces of white glass
a wand of locking (0:6)
a wand of fire (0:4)
a wand of fire (0:0)
a wand of secret door detection (0:15)
an uncursed amulet of ESP
5 potions of holy water
an uncursed potion of blindness
2 uncursed scrolls of identify
8 uncursed food rations
a blessed scroll of enchant armor
2 uncursed potions of healing
a wand of create monster (0:0)
a wand of create monster (0:2)
an uncursed scroll of create monster
an uncursed tin of cockatrice meat
an uncursed tin of rock mole meat
the rustproof +0 Ogresmasher
the fireproof +0 Sting
the blessed rustproof +0 Stormbringer
the rustproof +0 Dragonbane
78384 gold pieces
a cursed tallow candle
a wand of teleportation (0:0)
a wand of death (0:0)
an uncursed potion of gain energy
6 uncursed scrolls of identify
an uncursed slime mold
an uncursed amulet of ESP
a wand of polymorph (0:7)
a wand of teleportation (0:5)
a wand of polymorph (0:5)
an uncursed ring of see invisible
an uncursed +1 ring of adornment
an uncursed ring of free action
2 uncursed potions of speed
a blessed potion of levitation
a blessed scroll of fire
an uncursed scroll of remove curse
an uncursed scroll of teleportation
4 uncursed scrolls of create monster
an uncursed scroll of taming
an uncursed scroll of confuse monster
6 uncursed scrolls of blank paper
a cursed scroll of blank paper
2 uncursed scrolls of blank paper
2 uncursed carrots
2 rusty +0 knives
an uncursed amulet of life saving
an uncursed amulet of life saving

Final Attributes:

You were piously aligned.
You were fire resistant.
You were cold resistant.
You were sleep resistant.
You were disintegration-resistant.
You were shock resistant.
You were poison resistant.
You were magic-protected.
You were confused.
You were telepathic.
You were invisible.
You were stealthy.
You regenerated.
You were fast.
You had reflection.
You were extremely lucky.
You had extra luck.
Bad luck did not time out for you.
You are dead.

Vanquished creatures:

The Wizard of Yendor
a high priest
a mastodon
6 krakens
8 storm giants
a titan
5 glass golems
4 balrogs
Thoth Amon
9 purple worms
3 gray dragons
3 silver dragons
7 red dragons
3 white dragons
4 orange dragons
7 black dragons
5 blue dragons
3 green dragons
5 yellow dragons
16 minotaurs
3 jabberwocks
7 baluchitheria
2 Angels
Vlad the Impaler
3 stone golems
2 master mind flayers
13 Olog-hai
a Nazgul
10 pit fiends
2 sandestins
7 hell hounds
6 titanotheres
4 trappers
a baby blue dragon
a guardian naga
6 disenchanters
32 vampire lords
5 skeletons
3 shopkeepers
The Oracle
12 aligned priests


2860 creatures vanquished.

Genocided species:

master liches

4 species genocided.

Voluntary challenges:

You genocided 4 types of monsters.
You never polymorphed an object.
You used 2 wishes.
You did not wish for any artifacts.

                      /          \
                     /    REST    \
                    /      IN      \
                   /     PEACE      \
                  /                  \
                  |      gronk       |
                  |     78411 Au     |
                  |   killed by an   |
                  |    iron golem    |
                  |                  |
                  |                  |
                  |       2003       |
                 *|     *  *  *      | *

Goodbye gronk the Barbarian...

You died in Gehennom on dungeon level 49 with 2048886 points,
and 78411 pieces of gold, after 70237 moves.
You were level 24 with a maximum of 215 hit points when you died.

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