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November 17th, 2005


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10:45 am - burning questions
So who built all those ramps around Hazzard County anyway? Am I to reasonably expect that the Department of Transportation fast-tracked a road improvement project that included wooden ramps built at convenient spots over each creek and gulley? Wouldn't Boss Hogg realize this only hinders his plans and order their demolition?

And what's the deal with airplane food?

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From:muffyjo
Date:November 17th, 2005 03:52 pm (UTC)
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I always thought the Duke's installed all those. I figured it was the side business to actually make money since nothing else they did seemed to earn them bubkiss.
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From:coconuthead
Date:November 17th, 2005 04:06 pm (UTC)
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Your county doesn't have those? Hmm.
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From:hemlock_martini
Date:November 17th, 2005 04:29 pm (UTC)
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It's Boss Hog using the Japanese model of pointless, continual construction projects all over Hazzard County to keep employment levels inflated and the local Yakuza-controlled construction firms satisfied. Because there's tons of Yakuza in the backwoods of whatever bumfuck idiot state that the Dukes Of Hazzard is set in; everybody knows that.
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From:derspatchel
Date:November 17th, 2005 04:30 pm (UTC)
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That's why the Duke Boys never used guns, only katana.
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From:spwebdesign
Date:November 17th, 2005 08:15 pm (UTC)
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This is the Japanese model, not the Massachusetts model???
From:revolution724
Date:November 17th, 2005 11:23 pm (UTC)
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I grew up in that bumfuck state. I get to pick on it. You - watch it.
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From:heathbar27
Date:November 17th, 2005 05:01 pm (UTC)
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Airplane food: it's soylent green.
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From:muffyjo
Date:November 17th, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC)
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Oh, and the real contents of airplane food...


(Click on picture to get to the HUFU website)
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From:dpolicar
Date:November 17th, 2005 07:40 pm (UTC)
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Not to mention hiring the guys who walk back and forth across the street carrying large sheets of plate glass, crates of live chickens, stacks of watermelons, and so forth.
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From:redtheblue
Date:November 18th, 2005 08:56 am (UTC)
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The ramps were there because the Boss Hogg had all the roads laid serpentine over the traditional paths. It's like Bo said: "Boy, Uncle Jesse, that Boss Hogg sure is one fat miserable bastard."

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