Keeping that in mind, I spent five minutes last night producing my first avant garde film. It was thrown together quickly using the Advanced editor, and I didn't bother to actually assign default costumes to the actors so clothing changes from shot to shot. THIS IS PART OF THE ART. DO NOT QUESTION IT. Additionally there is unease, malaise, the worst German ever (translated, without context, directly from Babelfish and transcribed in the shaky hand of one in the throes of a sugar rush) and a trip to the furniture store.
I present to you, then
STURM UND DRANG (Windows Media File, roughly 3 megabytes or so)
...and, as they say, enjoy.