This is a brief description of how work has been for me today:
(two hours' worth of blessed blissful silence)
FIRE!! PUT IT OUT!!
FIRE!! PUT IT OUT!!
FIRE!! PUT IT OUT!!
FIRE!! PUT IT OUT!!
FIRE!! PUT IT OUT!!
(lunch, deedle deedle doot doot)
FIRE!! PUT IT OUT!!
FI-- wait, no fire? No fire at all? None? I can breathe? PheFIRE!! PUT IT OUT!!
Disclaimer: I am not a firefighter. Well at least I don't drive a truck and have a Dalmatian and hum the theme to Backdraft while doing so. Not today, anyway.
Thank you. Enjoy the buffet. I'm here all week.