So I had this odd urge to get a McGriddle sandwich despite the fact that I've never had one in my life. Now I won't need to have another. From my recounting of the events on Eschwa:
McGRIDDLE UPDATE Dear god this thing is greasy. You need extra napkins just to undo the wrapper. The pancake thing is chewier than I expected, and amazingly enough that might be a plus. I got the bacon egg and cheese thing to ensure maximum artery clogging, since I really don't like any kind of breakfast sausage product. It is alternately sweet and salty and greasy all over. I do not know if I will ever eat another one for as long as I live. I also got hash browns.
I will also add here that whatever deliciousness this sandwich thing has (and truth be told it does have a bit of tasty to it) it's completely overshadowed by the fact that these things are REALLY FUCKING BAD FOR YOU.