Now you may be trying to come up with excuses involving "responsibility" and "day job" and whatnot, but honestly there is no good reason to be responsible on this Monday. Call in cough cough sick, call in dead, call in cat's on fire, and COME OUT TO THE BIG E WITH ME.
That's right. Charo will be playing the Big E on Monday, September 26. That's just under two weeks. And of course, along with her virtuoso classical and flamenco guitar playing, you'll also enjoy all the sights and sounds and smells that the Great New England State Fair has to offer, including the EAT YOUR WAY THRU THE STATES challenge that many have attempted and few accomplished. We will also have time to pet baby animals, make fun of the fundies and OxiClean demonstrations in the "Better Living Center", ride down the giant slide on sacks, and other fun things.
There may also be pierogi.
So: Who's with me?