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August 18th, 2005

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12:13 pm - Nantucket Nectars Caps courtesy Mr. Grog & Mr. Spatch
Mr. Grog: "It costs way too much to live in Nantucket. Don't even bother, mortals."
Mr. Spatch: "Chip's back from the mainland, Estelle, and he brought more port."
"Hyannis is for lovers."
"...but Hyannisport is for drunks."
"Nantucket's official name is Nantucket-In-The-Sea."
"Nantucket's original name was Myrtle's Vineyard, but changed under threat of lawsuit from Martha."
"Nantucket is in a trial separation from the rest of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts."
"Contrary to popular belief, the Man From Nantucket actually lived in East Yarmouth."
"Legend has it that Western Massachusetts actually does exist, but no one has ever felt the need to go there to verify the claim."
"An anagram of TOM AND TOM is TO MANDOM, T, which is how Tom and Tom toast each other with every new flavor."
"In the upcoming feature-length film Nantucket Nectars: The Movie, Tom and Tom are portrayed by Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, respectively."
"Vince Vaughn will play Nantucket Softball All-Star Steve Clements, while Will Ferrell will make a cameo as the boat Allserve."
"With Christopher Walken as Mitt Romney."

(we ran out of Orange Mango at that point)

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Date:August 18th, 2005 04:23 pm (UTC)

I just spit Nectar all over the screen, and I'm not even drinking any.
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Date:August 18th, 2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
In addition to the List Of Things That Are Gonna Eat eeka, we may need a list of Things eeka Has Spit All Over The Screen.
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Date:August 18th, 2005 04:36 pm (UTC)
Hmm...would that be the Gonna Drink eeka list?
[User Picture]
Date:August 18th, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC)
Things eeka Ain't Gonna Drink Much Longer
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Date:August 18th, 2005 06:31 pm (UTC)

Tom and Tom don't punc28 so gud.

"In the 1770s there were more than 2200 Quakers on Nantucket, by 1831 there were 450."
Date:August 19th, 2005 02:24 am (UTC)


You New Englanders are so weird.

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