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August 13th, 2005


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05:53 pm - THE CONCERIEGE HAS SPOKEN
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF EARTH
DO NOT CALL ME AT 5:30 ON A SATURDAY EVENING
AND EXPECT AN 8:30 TABLE AT NOBU 57
I AM CAPABLE OF WARPING ONLY SO MUCH TIME AND SPACE

THANK YOU
THE MGMT.

PS: Nobu 57 closes its reservation line at 5:00 PM. Sucks to be you, Mr. Important Mans.

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From:nathanw
Date:August 14th, 2005 03:54 am (UTC)
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Is the problem that he expected this to work? I had the impression that making this kind of impossible thing happen was exactly the point...
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From:derspatchel
Date:August 14th, 2005 06:18 am (UTC)
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Well, when Nobu 57 closes its reservation line at 5:00, there's not much anyone can do short of calling every 5 minutes and asking "hey, has there been a cancellation?"

And honestly we can't do that. We've already had to restructure how we contact a particular NYC trendaurant because we were calling 'em too many times a day.
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From:obra
Date:August 14th, 2005 04:36 am (UTC)

Dude.

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You're working for amex concierge? I think I'd be interested in exploring how much insanity a concierge and a customer who were complicit could effect.
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From:derspatchel
Date:August 14th, 2005 06:25 am (UTC)

Re: Dude.

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Actually, I'm not an AmEx concierge.

But if you were, say, a doctor at Mass General...

(I like the insanity complicity idea, though!)

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