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August 25th, 2003


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01:26 pm - Place this, win a bottlecap
Salvaged from a dream. Too familiar to be sure if it's mine or not. If it's mine, it's a damn funny thing to come up with in a dream. If it's not, it's still a decent one-line gag. Can't remember original premise, but OLD WOMAN is being detained by airport security (pre-2001 in the dream.) Setting's not important. Just need a skeptical authority figure and an OLD WOMAN who BELIEVES SHE IS A CHICKEN.

GUARD (looking thru wallet)
And what's with all these pictures of eggs?

OLD WOMAN
Those are my grandchildren!

I can't say I woke up chuckling, but I definitely remembered it, eh.

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From:tyopsqueene
Date:August 26th, 2003 08:37 am (UTC)

Aha!

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The old joke which goes:

Doctor, my wife is nuts, she thinks she's a chicken!
Then why don't you have her sectioned/get her medication/etc
Becuase I need the eggs!

best I could do.

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