August 4th, 2005
|12:44 pm - doggerel (arf!)|
I Have Nothing To Say, I Just Like Saying "Utne"
Utne schmutney mango chutney
Some Vermonters live in Putney
Whose favorite Deadly Sin is gluttony?
One, two, three...
I wrote this one while walking over a bridge. True story.
|Date:||August 4th, 2005 06:10 pm (UTC)|| |
I fell off my skateboard and now I have a cut knee.
|Date:||August 4th, 2005 06:19 pm (UTC)|| |
also, eating sheep is muttony.
Martha has a case of butt fleas.
Maybe if she had butt knees...
If you enjoy utney that much, just learn Hindi. It's full of 'em. In fact, chutney is borrowed from it.
Look at Ogden Nash over here!