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August 4th, 2005


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12:44 pm - doggerel (arf!)
I Have Nothing To Say, I Just Like Saying "Utne"

Utne schmutney mango chutney
Some Vermonters live in Putney
Whose favorite Deadly Sin is gluttony?
One, two, three...

I wrote this one while walking over a bridge. True story.

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From:zrblm
Date:August 4th, 2005 06:10 pm (UTC)
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I fell off my skateboard and now I have a cut knee.
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From:zrblm
Date:August 4th, 2005 06:19 pm (UTC)
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also, eating sheep is muttony.
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From:fancycwabs
Date:August 4th, 2005 11:49 pm (UTC)
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Martha has a case of butt fleas.

Okay, no.
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From:derspatchel
Date:August 5th, 2005 04:52 am (UTC)
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Maybe if she had butt knees...

Yeah, no.
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From:invisibelle
Date:August 5th, 2005 01:29 am (UTC)
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If you enjoy utney that much, just learn Hindi. It's full of 'em. In fact, chutney is borrowed from it.
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From:littlegirltoast
Date:August 5th, 2005 09:25 pm (UTC)
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Look at Ogden Nash over here!

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