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July 22nd, 2005


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08:46 pm - yer probably not s'posed to get this one
Ah, well. God closes a door, He opens a windo-- hang on. I said, when God closes a door, He opens a win-- what? Oh, heh. Looks like it's stuck in its frame. Ok, so maybe if He jiggles it a bit... no? What about from side to side? Huh. Well, is He sure it's unlatched correctly? Some of those windows have weird latches, you know, and -- it is unlatched? So why isn't it moving? Shouldn't it slide easily in its track? I mean, what if He put all His weight up against it and oh-pens-a-win-dow-OH-PENS-A-WIN-DOW-OPENS-A-WINDOW-DAMMIT!!... complaining now that there's no decent handhold? Yeah, those newer windows can be murder on the fingers, and, uh, maybe if... oh. Okay. Gotcha. Right then.

Sorry about that, all. God's closed the door but He's gonna run down to the store and get some WD-40 for that window. We'll see if that'll help.

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From:arielblue
Date:July 23rd, 2005 03:52 am (UTC)
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God's probably afraid of it raining in.
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From:reveritas
Date:July 23rd, 2005 04:03 am (UTC)
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i might not get it, but i like it anyway. OH-PEN
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From:derspatchel
Date:July 23rd, 2005 04:04 am (UTC)
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SOMEONE OUGHT TO OHH-PEN UP A WINDOW
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From:chukb
Date:July 23rd, 2005 04:53 am (UTC)
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Frgodsakes! John! Siddown!
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From:cheezdanish
Date:July 23rd, 2005 02:19 pm (UTC)
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No no no! Too many flies! Too many flies!
From:ungratefulninja
Date:July 23rd, 2005 09:59 pm (UTC)
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Oh my god. Water up nose. Damn you three.
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From:mschlock
Date:July 23rd, 2005 04:47 am (UTC)
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I have windows like that. I cannot open them with one hand only. So sad.
From:ex_formerlyk430
Date:July 23rd, 2005 11:25 am (UTC)
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I don't get it.
I laughed though.
I'm adding you.
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From:markm
Date:July 24th, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC)
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you will not be disappointed
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From:phonemonkey
Date:July 23rd, 2005 11:26 am (UTC)
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I get it, and I hope the window opens some time soon.
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From:zorndeslammes
Date:July 23rd, 2005 10:11 pm (UTC)

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I got it. Hang in there, brah. Shit, you made it this far.
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From:coconuthead
Date:July 23rd, 2005 11:20 pm (UTC)
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WD-40? God DOES work in mysterious ways.
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From:voivod
Date:July 23rd, 2005 11:45 pm (UTC)
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So basically Fob is waiting for something good to happen?
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From:wahhappen
Date:July 24th, 2005 12:35 am (UTC)
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I think he's caulked my window shut. I hear ya, hun. *hugs*
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From:kizlj
Date:July 24th, 2005 10:58 pm (UTC)
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God can be a lazy sonofabitch. I say do the American thing: Grab yourself a rifle and shoot that window up a few times till it opens.

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