July 22nd, 2005
|08:46 pm - yer probably not s'posed to get this one|
Ah, well. God closes a door, He opens a windo-- hang on. I said, when God closes a door, He opens a win-- what? Oh, heh. Looks like it's stuck in its frame. Ok, so maybe if He jiggles it a bit... no? What about from side to side? Huh. Well, is He sure it's unlatched correctly? Some of those windows have weird latches, you know, and -- it is unlatched? So why isn't it moving? Shouldn't it slide easily in its track? I mean, what if He put all His weight up against it and oh-pens-a-win-dow-OH-PENS-A-WIN-DOW-OPENS-A-WINDOW-DAMMIT!!... complaining now that there's no decent handhold? Yeah, those newer windows can be murder on the fingers, and, uh, maybe if... oh. Okay. Gotcha. Right then.
Sorry about that, all. God's closed the door but He's gonna run down to the store and get some WD-40 for that window. We'll see if that'll help.
God's probably afraid of it raining in.
i might not get it, but i like it anyway. OH-PEN
SOMEONE OUGHT TO OHH-PEN UP A WINDOW
|Date:||July 23rd, 2005 04:53 am (UTC)|| |
Frgodsakes! John! Siddown!
No no no! Too many flies! Too many flies!
Oh my god. Water up nose. Damn you three.
I have windows like that. I cannot open them with one hand only. So sad.
I don't get it.
I laughed though.
I'm adding you.
|Date:||July 24th, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC)|| |
you will not be disappointed
I get it, and I hope the window opens some time soon.
I got it. Hang in there, brah. Shit, you made it this far.
WD-40? God DOES work in mysterious ways.
|Date:||July 23rd, 2005 11:45 pm (UTC)|| |
So basically Fob is waiting for something good to happen?
I think he's caulked my window shut. I hear ya, hun. *hugs*
|Date:||July 24th, 2005 10:58 pm (UTC)|| |
God can be a lazy sonofabitch. I say do the American thing: Grab yourself a rifle and shoot that window up a few times till it opens.