And the centerpiece of Thanksgiving, besides a "turkey-chase-themed dark ride", is a 1.2-mile long wooden roller coaster boasting a 154-foot, 66-degree first drop and about as much airtime as can fit in a cornucopia.
Lemons and germs, the Koch family gives you: The Voyage.
And just so I can get this soon-to-be-overused phrase out of my itchin-for-a-soundbite system, that's something we coaster lovers are gonna really be thankful for.
