I hear that Red Sox pitcher "Ladies Love Cool" Bronson Arroyo is playing songs from his new CD at Avalon sometime in July. Uh huh. Again, I say, uh huh. And that got me thinking: If he suddenly, like, choked onstage, would Mike Timlin or Alan Embree come out from the wings, pick up the guitar, and finish the set? Cause if so, that'd be awesome.