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June 14th, 2005


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02:04 pm - KEEPIN COOL WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF
It was hot yesterday, lordy it was hot, and it's slightly cooler but still hot today. That means it's too hot to write.
BUT THE TEMPERATURE IS JUST RIGHT TO COOL OFF THE DAVID HASSELHOFF WAY!


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From:archangelsk
Date:June 14th, 2005 06:15 pm (UTC)
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That would be a lot less creepy if his hands were on the table where we could see them.
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From:betweenstations
Date:June 14th, 2005 06:18 pm (UTC)
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You disturb me, Rob.
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From:lexinatrix
Date:June 14th, 2005 06:29 pm (UTC)
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Ditto.

THE GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSLEHOFF!
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From:betweenstations
Date:June 14th, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
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Germans also love mustard porn.
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From:isquiesque
Date:June 18th, 2005 04:19 am (UTC)
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I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that.

Okay, I broke down and Googled.

And I'm still confused.

I don't want to know, do I?
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From:eeka13
Date:June 14th, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC)
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We do not!
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From:ivorjawa
Date:June 14th, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC)
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Going to have nightmares now.
From:guxx
Date:June 14th, 2005 06:23 pm (UTC)
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That's not David! His shoulders are too big.
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From:tyopsqueene
Date:June 14th, 2005 06:25 pm (UTC)
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you horrible little man.
From:mhaille
Date:June 14th, 2005 06:27 pm (UTC)
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The frightening part is that I saw that and knew exactly where that was from.
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From:janric
Date:June 14th, 2005 06:28 pm (UTC)
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Best epic battle EVAR
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From:ctartchick
Date:June 14th, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC)
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Me, too.

Although, since I am in posession of a 5 year old, I guess I have an excuse. Kind of. There is, of course, no excuse for the fact that I liked it. :-/
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From:triplehdm
Date:June 14th, 2005 07:34 pm (UTC)
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is that david re-creating the first death scene in Jaws?
From:lno
Date:June 14th, 2005 07:35 pm (UTC)
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What about the David Hasselhoff speedo-crotch-zoom-shot?
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From:tyopsqueene
Date:June 14th, 2005 07:44 pm (UTC)
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I don't know who you are, but for the love of Pete don't encourage him.
From:lno
Date:June 14th, 2005 07:46 pm (UTC)
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Don't look if you value your sanity.

But it IS strangely compelling...
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From:tyopsqueene
Date:June 14th, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC)
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I still don't know who you are, but I totally and utterly hate you.

*screams*
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 14th, 2005 08:36 pm (UTC)

Keith

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Hey! Put that thing away!
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From:derspatchel
Date:June 15th, 2005 03:19 am (UTC)

Re: Keith

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DON'T TOUCH IT OR ITS MOTHER WON'T TAKE IT BACK



oh, ew, wait...
From:lno
Date:June 14th, 2005 08:37 pm (UTC)
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Just try to get some sleep tonight.

(hee hee hee)
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From:semer
Date:June 14th, 2005 09:05 pm (UTC)
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I love you because you have provided me with the perfect revenge image.

:)
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From:signsoflife
Date:June 14th, 2005 08:03 pm (UTC)
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Sooooo. . . close. .. .
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From:hemlock_martini
Date:June 14th, 2005 08:18 pm (UTC)
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What's most disturbing is that, an hour before that picture was shot, Hasslehoff was standing in a dry river bed.

That's right. David Hasslehoff brings the ocean wherever he goes because David Hasslehoff is Neptune, God of the Seas.
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From:ooshiny
Date:June 14th, 2005 10:58 pm (UTC)
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O, the humanity.
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From:cloudscout
Date:June 15th, 2005 02:36 am (UTC)
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The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.
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From:morgaine723
Date:June 15th, 2005 04:47 am (UTC)
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You scare me. Stay away from my children.
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From:karyn
Date:June 15th, 2005 01:02 pm (UTC)
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holy shit that is funny
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From:dogofthefuture
Date:June 15th, 2005 07:29 pm (UTC)
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It's the little head bobble that really makes that so very, very special.
From:ungratefulninja
Date:June 16th, 2005 07:22 am (UTC)
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That and the fact that the GIF banding makes him look completely, utterly, worryingly dry.

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