May 27th, 2005
|04:47 am - KAZAAM|
From Yahoo! News:
MIAMI - He's Shaquille O'Neal, basketball star and undercover officer. Let's hope he poses as a teenage girl better than he makes free throws:
The 7-foot-1, 325-pound Miami Heat center, who has a fascination with law enforcement, was recently sworn in as a U.S. deputy marshal. He spent six hours on a Saturday afternoon with Miami Beach police investigators helping with cases.
O'Neal has joined a Department of Justice task force that tracks down sexual predators who target children on the Internet.
He is becoming familiar with the techniques and software that officers use to track down the predators, said Miami Beach Police Chief Don De Lucca. And he spends countless hours on his home computer, logging into the police network and learning the ropes.
SxyKool32 has entered the chat.
~14MiamiChica~: omg hi sweety :D
SxyKool32: well hi2u, hows my fave hottie
~14MiamiChica~: good n u
SxyKool32: awes now that ur here ;) havent seen u around in a while
~14MiamiChica~: i was at the bball game
SxyKool32: heat vs pistons?
~14MiamiChica~: ya game 2 :D
SxyKool32: i saw it on tv, whatd u think
~14MiamiChica~: well me and zo are really proud of what dwayne did, he really got it together after game 1 and punched down detroit's D, now we're gonna make sure he does it again for game 3
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~14MiamiChica~: f*ck, not again
|Date:||May 27th, 2005 12:26 pm (UTC)|| |
Ha ha ha.
Ha hee her hum hoo ho hwack.
you've got me chortling out loud here.
|Date:||May 27th, 2005 02:14 pm (UTC)|| |
Ah, poor Shaq. Will he never learn?
*splorts diet coke all over the laptop*
I think I saw that on TV...
It's not to surprising, really. I remember when Shaq and the rest of his team got together with some crime-solving teenagers and their dog to solve mysteries.
No, wait a minute, that was the Harlem Globetrotters on Scooby Doo. My mistake.
If this was episode III and the word "genius" was a lightsaber, you'd be missing limbs right now.