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August 10th, 2003


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11:00 pm - THE THRILLING CAT TOWN SEASON FINALE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS
guest starring RABS


MY POISON GLOWSTICKS SURE WILL DO EL GUAPO IN


THIS IS TERRIBLE


WHOA THESE GLOWSTICKS SURE ARE NO GOOD


I'LL TAKE EM EL GUAPO, THEY'RE NOT POISONOUS to me


THANKS, HAPPY JUSTICORN GIRL


WHO THE HECK IS THAT


AAAAAAAAAAAAH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


AND NOW MY ULTRA PATENTED EL GUAPO DANCE COMPETITION WINNING MOVE


WHOAH SUPER COOL WOW EXCELLENT ETC.


WELL THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT, EL GUAPO WINS


HOORAY


I SURE KNOW WHEN I'M BEAT, GOOD GAME EL GUAPO


AS FOR YOUR PRIZE EL GUAPO YOU SHOULD DANCE WITH THE MYSTERY LADY WHO
SAVED YOUR LIFE


^x^;;;


PERHAPS HE OUGHT TO DANCE WITH THE REDHEAD CAT OVER THERE BECAUSE THEY
LOOK LIKE SUCH A WONDERFUL COUPLE AND ANYWAY MY WORK HERE IS DONE TIME TO
GO BACK TO MY HOME PLANET zhooooooooooooooop


OKAY SHALL WE HAVE THIS DANCE


OH MY NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE ROMANTIC PART OF THE SHOW


ALL RIGHT YOU HAPPY COUPLE HERE IT IS YOUR SONG "PARTY HARD" BY ANDREW WK

PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY
HARD

PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY
HARD


AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING DOWN IN


THE END
A QUIT STEALING MY SODA PRODUCTION


BROUGHT TO YOU BY ABBIE THE CAT THOUGH HE IS ASLEEP RIGHT NOW

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From:rabswom
Date:August 11th, 2003 05:35 am (UTC)
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i'll be available for autographs later.

but now, i must flee.
zhooooooooop!
From:aussie_nyc
Date:August 11th, 2003 08:47 am (UTC)
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Once again your stories amaze us all.
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From:tyopsqueene
Date:August 11th, 2003 11:09 am (UTC)
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Do you think it's sad that at the *third* read through, I'm sitting here teary-eyed with laughter in my office?

zhooooooooooop
*giggles*
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From:rabswom
Date:August 11th, 2003 07:36 pm (UTC)

me too

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i love the zhooooooooooop!

i still giggle.

and i did dramatic readings of it at my bday party.

caaaaaaaat
too-t-t-to-town!
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From:derspatchel
Date:August 11th, 2003 10:30 pm (UTC)

Re: me too

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Ah, I see the speaking tour has commenced.
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From:betweenstations
Date:August 11th, 2003 02:55 pm (UTC)
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Rob.

You are my sunshine.
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From:cheezdanish
Date:August 11th, 2003 06:22 pm (UTC)
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So which casting director do I send my headshots and resume to? I want a spot in Cat Town!
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From:byrneout
Date:August 13th, 2003 08:02 pm (UTC)

oh sweet christ

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I'm sitting in the lobby of a Holiday Inn in East Ass Sweat, NC, with tears in my eyes from trying to hold back my emotions.

That Andrew WK, he gets me every time. *snif*

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