DAD: I like Law & Order, but not the new ones. There's too many new ones.
ME: Yeah, I like the original one the best.
DAD: But I really like the other show, you know. The one on, uh, when's it on?
ME: Got me.
DAD: Oh, you know what it is. DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN! DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN! DUN DUN!
ME: (blank stare)
DAD: NYPD Blue! The drums!
ME: Oh, yeah. Awesome, Dad.
PS: How come nobody told me ZACK MORRIS was now a detective? Seriously, that's front-page news there. He can just say "All right, I think we need a little time out!" during an investigation and talk to the audience about what's going on.
