EDIT: oops, the #4 was slightly off.
1. He loved the American Dream. With a vengeance.
Scarface -
2. You'll laugh again. You'll cry again. You'll hurl again.
Wayne's World 2 -
3. A family comedy without the family.
Home Alone -
4.
Citizen Kane - two hunnerd points to
5. Will your school be next?
Rock & Roll High School -
6. More offensive than Mandingo! More shocking than Behind The Green Door! More erotic than Deep Throat!
Catholic High School Girls in Trouble -
7. She'll change your life.
Amelie -
8. There's a good reason some talent remains undiscovered.
Waiting for Guffman -
9. The year's BIG laugh, music and girl show!
10. It's not a sequel. It's not a prequel. It's an equal.
Shock Treatment -
11. They don't know each other's name. But they've got each other's number.
Reservoir Dogs -
12. They built the city to see what makes us tick. Last night, one of us went off.
Dark City -
13. ...all it takes is a little confidence.
14. Everybody who's ever been funny is in it!
15. SLAM EVIL!
The Phantom -