It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...


And it looks like some enterprising young student from St. Andrews has fashioned themselves a brilliant face morphing Java applet. Just plop in a picture of your face, set some parameters, and watch it make you look as if you were really old, or a different race, or as seen through the eyes of various artists throughout time.

With that in mind, here's the "normal" picture I fed it.

You cannot see why I am so sad; I am holding a box of "Oatmeal for Women" and am very sad that I am unable to have a delicious bowlful because, see, it's for women. Them's the jokes, folks. Anyway.

Oh snap I'm Al Sharpton

No, wait, I mean Al Pacino

This one's actually pretty cool.

(some shit about cherry blossoms, girlfriends, bento boxes and a world with no traffic accidents goes here)

Not too bad.

Thanks for the liver spots, Boticelli!

Whoa, if this is what I have to look forward to... (I also call this the "Oxycontin Theft Mugshot" picture.)

Looks like I can now run for public office, too.

And this one'll haunt my nightmares for a while. Seriously, what the hell.
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