It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...
derspatchel

CREEPY PICTURES MAKE THE WORLD GO 'ROUND

And it looks like some enterprising young student from St. Andrews has fashioned themselves a brilliant face morphing Java applet. Just plop in a picture of your face, set some parameters, and watch it make you look as if you were really old, or a different race, or as seen through the eyes of various artists throughout time.

With that in mind, here's the "normal" picture I fed it.



You cannot see why I am so sad; I am holding a box of "Oatmeal for Women" and am very sad that I am unable to have a delicious bowlful because, see, it's for women. Them's the jokes, folks. Anyway.




Oh snap I'm Al Sharpton


No, wait, I mean Al Pacino


This one's actually pretty cool.


(some shit about cherry blossoms, girlfriends, bento boxes and a world with no traffic accidents goes here)


Not too bad.


Thanks for the liver spots, Boticelli!


Whoa, if this is what I have to look forward to... (I also call this the "Oxycontin Theft Mugshot" picture.)


Looks like I can now run for public office, too.


And this one'll haunt my nightmares for a while. Seriously, what the hell.
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