May 24th, 2008

Tom Lehrer is Smug

ein zwei drei, sheicke-sheicke schweine

Why no, I did not just play GTA4 for 12 hours straight.
Anybody who tells you that is a complete and utter liar.

And I did not come up with a game called Superman where you take a fast motorcycle and speed full-tilt down one of the Algonquin avenues until you smack into a car, fly off the bike and soar for a block and a half while hollering "SUPERMAAAAAAAN!!" Bonus points if you hit a streetlight or traffic signal. Honestly we have the next Olympic sport on our hands here, people. That is, if I'd actually done that.