I. Things We're Still On The Fence About
- Promotional literature for colleges that include the word "Discover"
- An animal grooming parlor called "Hair Of The Dog"
- A bowling alley that advertises itself as "within striking distance" of the highway
- The social ramifications of "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?"
- Steampunk Star Wars (I teetered at Jabba, but Han and Vader are great and who can't love the phrase "Phlogisticated Aether Torch")
- Legally Blonde: The Musical (no, wait, just fell off the fence, landed on some ice, ow)