March 4th, 2007

Admit One

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I. Things We're Still On The Fence About
  • Promotional literature for colleges that include the word "Discover"
  • An animal grooming parlor called "Hair Of The Dog"
  • A bowling alley that advertises itself as "within striking distance" of the highway
  • The social ramifications of "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?"
  • Steampunk Star Wars (I teetered at Jabba, but Han and Vader are great and who can't love the phrase "Phlogisticated Aether Torch")
  • Legally Blonde: The Musical (no, wait, just fell off the fence, landed on some ice, ow)
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