December 7th, 2006

Tom Lehrer is Smug

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Well, this could very well be one of the greatest ideas to ever come out of the mind of a human being:
The people of Tokyo should construct a giant building shaped like Godzilla. Imagine what it would do to the city’s skyline, and to the tourism industry. People would come from all over to take pictures. His eyes could flash red so airplanes don’t hit him. There could be an observatory in his mouth so people could look out over Tokyo. One of his arms could house a bar, and the other arm a restaurant. They could serve drinks called Mothra Martinis and dishes like Grilled Gamera Steaks, with a side of Mashed Potatoes.
There's even some "artist's renditions" too. Clearly this is a dream that should become a reality.