October 25th, 2006

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this one's for you, xine, by way of archy

Pies!
we may need to agree boss
that this would have been much better
had it not included the s for plurality s sake
but then the supermarket may confuse longtime shoppers
who would be led to believe there was but one pie for sale
when in fact you can clearly see
this is not the case
Milhouse - Ow

oops

I seem to have forgotten that I have a flu shot scheduled in a half hour today. I can't remember the last time I had a needle go into my skin. Also, I don't know if the flu shot will knock me on my ass for a day and a half like it used to.

Well, ounce of prevention, pound of cure, day and a half of knocked ass...




Wait, that came out entirely wrong, didn't it?
RUMBA RUMBA SNORT RIP

BREAKING NEWS ON THE FLU SHOT FRONT

I waited in line, filled out the "No I am not allergic to chickens" form, and paid my eleven bucks. My arm was swabbed, then jabbed with a needle, then covered with a band-aid.

That's when I saw that the nurse had a Staples "That Was Easy" button on her desk.

"Can I hit the button?" I asked once it was all done.
"Of course!" she said.

Smack! went my hand.
THAT WAS EASY! went the button.

We shall continue to monitor the ass situation for the next 36 hours. BREAKING BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT!
Spatch - JUNIOR BIRDMAN

ATTENTION bismuthobsidian

YOU LEFT YOUR GOGGLES AT THE REHEARSAL



SOMEONE HAD TO TAKE THEM HOME AND KEEP THEM SAFE UNTIL TOMORROW



BUT YOU BETTER HURRY BEFORE THE NEFARIOUS DOCTOR CHIN GETS AHOLD OF THEM
OR ALL HUMANITY IS DOOMED
DOO-HOO-HOOOOOOOMED
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