August 22nd, 2006

Shaun of the Dead - Beatdown

PROTIP: DON'T TALK TO THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DOOD WHO SAYS "OH, WOW" WHEN LOOKING UP YOUR INFORMATION

I called Citizen's Bank today because my debit card is set to expire at the end of the month and I don't have my new one yet, and I was just making sure I was going to automatically get a new one and not have to fill out any more paperwork because God knows what this world needs now is paperwork, sweet paperwork. The last time my card expired, two years ago, I got one in the mail about two weeks before the end of August, I called the activation number and all was hunky dory.

This morning while on a break at work I called Citizens' 800 number, plugged in my information, waited on hold for a real live operator and asked if the new card had been sent yet. When I got to the part where I verified my address, the guy on the other said Collapse )